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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when l change the title  (Read 1841936 times)

TD1

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Evil implies irredeemable. Satan, perhaps, is evil (depending on your reading of scripture). People are sinful, whether through improper treatment of slaves, being homosexual, or any of the venial/mortal sins.

This is a meaningful distinction because, whatever your other denomination, you're almost obliged to view Christ as the redeemer. He died for our sins; not our evil. Sins can be redeemed.

Which is why confession is so big in Catholicism. One must know what's sinful before one can repent, and be redeemed.

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Anyhoo. I went for coffee with someone I kinda know from my course. He seems to assume I'm upper middle class or something (I ain't, lol. He deffo is though). Kept talking about the plight of the middle classes, stuff about buying houses and cars, and how the distinction between middle class and 'billionaire' is a question of quantity, not quality. Then he suggested that farms should be bought up by government and farmers replaced by ecologists.

The humour here being his misapprehension concerning my social status, and that I managed to keep him talking. Oh, also that my family is all farmers.
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...and how the distinction between middle class and 'billionaire' is a question of quantity, not quality.

The difference between "middle class" and "billionaire" is about a billion dollars.
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...and how the distinction between middle class and 'billionaire' is a question of quantity, not quality.

The difference between "middle class" and "billionaire" is about a billion dollars.

A billion is a quantity, yes

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Though considering having sufficiently excess amounts of wealth apparently fairly literally rots your brain, there may be a qualitative difference, too, heh.
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I feel like I'd be an outlier. If someone gave me a ridiculous amount of wealth, I'd just attend various university courses in various cities for the rest of my life.
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...and how the distinction between middle class and 'billionaire' is a question of quantity, not quality.

The difference between "middle class" and "billionaire" is about a billion dollars.
Oh yeah?
Well the difference between a British billionare and their mom is about 0 pounds.  :P
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I feel like I'd be an outlier. If someone gave me a ridiculous amount of wealth, I'd just attend various university courses in various cities for the rest of my life.
That would rot your brain sure as anything else. Ivory Tower thinking and all that.

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It’s too late for that he’s already doing a PhD in (I think) Medieval History.
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T,hose towers aren't ivory they're just whitewashed plaster
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Well, at least one notable one in England was done with Kentish ragstone  :D

And yep, medieval literary history. The problem with becoming so specialised is a great lacking in other areas. My medieval history education doesn't cover electrical engineering for some reason  >:(
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Quote from: This Curse is Just Awesome, chapter 3
In the cubicle, Chen Yu looked up and sighed deeply. And coincidentally, he saw the ventilation fan. His eyes lit up.

Hurriedly, he got to his feet and pressed himself against the door to listen for movements outside. Then, he stood on the toilet bowl, lightly unplugged the ventilation fan from its electrical source, and gave it a forceful pull!

“Crack.”

“Dong…”

The ventilation fan was pushed out of place.

A large hole was exposed.

It should be big enough for him to crawl out.

But before Chen Yu could even start his crawl, a face appeared outside the “large hole.”

The homeroom teacher’s face.

Chen Yu: “…” (speechless)

The homeroom teacher’s face was expressionless as he asked, “What are you doing?”

“… I… I felt that it was not well-ventilated enough.”
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I feel like I'd be an outlier. If someone gave me a ridiculous amount of wealth, I'd just attend various university courses in various cities for the rest of my life.
That would rot your brain sure as anything else. Ivory Tower thinking and all that.

But me? I would definitely handle such wealth totally responsibly- Why are you laughing?!
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I feel like I'd be an outlier. If someone gave me a ridiculous amount of wealth, I'd just attend various university courses in various cities for the rest of my life.
That would rot your brain sure as anything else. Ivory Tower thinking and all that.

But me? I would definitely handle such wealth totally responsibly- Why are you laughing?!
Son, you're one person I'd like to see overburdened with excessive wealth.
At least we'd get a decent show out of it.
How come your profile pic is down?

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BREAKING NEWS

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It's fine, I've played Victoria 2.
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