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[EuchreJack]

Or efficient, for that matter.

... plans? No. No plans.

Most Fortresses do not lack in quality or quantity of plans, but rather consistency.

[King Zultan]

We don't need no stinkin' plans!

[Eric Blank]

Usually the plan is to remove the stink.

[Frumple]

Dog finally woke up and realized he had a cat asleep on top of his head.

It was funny when the cat first rolled over and ended up there, too...

[Magmacube_tr]

How absolutely out of control The Shellfolk have become.

They were small lovecraftian gremlins that came to your knees, now they are large enough to overpower an adult human, are all geniuses, use iron weapons, and for some reason, still live out in the open.

[King Zultan]

I must have missed something what are shellfolk, they like turtles or something?

[Kagus]

GOG Galaxy informs me that there's a new update available and asks to initiate the update process, providing a summary of the patch details. One of the bullet points in this new patch is a fix for GOG Galaxy's issues with downloading and installing updates.

Finally a fix to not being able to update the software.

You just need to update to the new patch.

[Magmacube_tr]

Goodness lmao. Just uninstall and reinstall.

[Magmacube_tr]

Some idiot called Red Diamond was banned three days ago.

The moderation log for them was quite outlandish.

[King Zultan]

Some idiot called Red Diamond was banned three days ago.

The moderation log for them was quite outlandish.

Just like the posts he made in the Ukraine war thread.

[scriver]

Goodness lmao. Just uninstall and reinstall.

I refuse, it's a matter of principle!

[EuchreJack]

Some idiot called Red Diamond was banned three days ago.

The moderation log for them was quite outlandish.

Just like the posts he made in the Ukraine war thread.

Can confirm.  Was the idiot savant of trolls.

[Eric Blank]

https://imgur.com/qeo5r1A

[lemon10]

Just noticed the thread title updated. Heh.

[Rolan7]

Let's play a text-based adventure game. I'll be your guide.

You are caught upside-down in a sticky web of silk three feet off the ground. After looking around trying to think of a way out of this predicament, you notice that your trusty boot knife has fallen to the ground. If you stretch your arm far enough, you might be able to pick it up and free yourself.

An old boot knife lies on the ground, just within reach.

Retrieve arms

You reach for the boot knife. It's within your reach. You're able to grab it, but your movements cause the web to become more taut, restricting you even more. A spider slowly descends from above. What do you do?

...Because a knife counts as "arms"!  Well played Character AI, well played

Fun to mess around with.  My first run was quite pacifist, with me feeding some monkeys and befriending a village (I made myself an anthropologist and I acted with basic politeness).  The game really wanted me to kill a rampaging guerilla, but instead I lured it to the village cookpot and put it to sleep with soporific herbs.  Everyone rejoiced