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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when l change the title  (Read 1836834 times)

Aseaheru

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Cannibalism and murder
« Reply #1080 on: December 30, 2014, 05:44:26 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Cannibalism and murder
« Reply #1081 on: December 30, 2014, 10:39:40 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Cannibalism and murder
« Reply #1082 on: December 30, 2014, 01:13:03 pm »

I demand you jot some of the highlights down. This sounds hysterical. I remember watching a friend of my mothers play Portal. I couldn't stop giggling. Especially when I had figured out the puzzle and he hadn't.

"I'm going to squirt flubber there, so you might want to move."
"But why would we want flubber there? The only reason is that we can get it there."
"Okay, we'll think through it... Must be you use slidy flubber for something."
"(Gasp of insight)"

My parents name things interestingly.

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"'Kay, this is where I squish you, right?"
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Cannibalism and murder
« Reply #1083 on: December 30, 2014, 02:35:42 pm »

Cheese is delicious.

* Orange Wizard noms a block of cheddar.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Cannibalism and murder
« Reply #1084 on: December 30, 2014, 02:36:44 pm »

Cheese is delicious.

* Orange Wizard noms a block of cheddar.
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I concur.

Though, I would add a Gromit to the end of that :P
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Cannibalism and murder
« Reply #1085 on: December 30, 2014, 02:37:57 pm »

Yeah, I'm the weird guy for not liking to eat spoiled milk. :P
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Cannibalism and murder
« Reply #1086 on: December 30, 2014, 02:39:00 pm »

Cheese is delicious.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Cannibalism and murder
« Reply #1087 on: December 30, 2014, 02:40:23 pm »

Aren't poutines how this started?

You recursed it, flabort.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Cannibalism and murder
« Reply #1088 on: December 30, 2014, 02:47:32 pm »

I just need to figure out how to make cyan gravy and I'll have a signature dish.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Cannibalism and murder
« Reply #1089 on: December 30, 2014, 02:56:00 pm »

... if it's white gravy, that should be fairly trivial with some added food coloring. I think, anyway.

The real trick would be getting anyone to eat it.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Cannibalism and murder
« Reply #1090 on: December 30, 2014, 02:58:51 pm »

Don't be so racist.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Cannibalism and murder
« Reply #1091 on: December 30, 2014, 03:03:19 pm »

... white gravy is not made from people, TD1. There's no race involved.

Though if there is in europe, remind me to A) never eat the gravy, and B) avoid the cannibals. Y'all should probably do something about that.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Cannibalism and murder
« Reply #1092 on: December 30, 2014, 03:09:06 pm »

You're talking about white gravy as opposed to brown gravy. Of course it's racist, you horrid scum :P

In case you didn't realise, I was joking, heh.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Cannibalism and murder
« Reply #1093 on: December 30, 2014, 03:12:15 pm »

Only when you involve long pork, which apparently they do on the continent. We may be degenerate scum, but at least we don't eat each other.

... incidentally, it's called "rolling with the joke".
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