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[TD1]

Then bring back poetry, only you have to fight another poet while doing so. Literal battle rapping.

I would participate in this.

I, too, would find this immensely amusing.

Extra points if the poets can slip in some rhyming curses

[MaximumZero]

I'm in, although I'm not so good at the poetry part.

[TD1]

And I'm not so good at the fighting part.

Let's team up!

Edit: Which gives me an idea. Perhaps you could have one person reciting the poem to describe the fight their comrade is having. The best fight would lead to the best poems, and the best fighter the best poetry.

A combination of mind and matter!

[Graknorke]

ITT: People describe 'And it Don't Stop'

[WillowLuman]

Just discovered that there's a Russian adaptation of Mystery Science Theater 3000 titled "Project Popcorn."

[smeeprocket]

omg the music is awful but there needs to be subtitles so I can see how close the words are to the original and possibly watch the show.

[Graknorke]

Fuck I guess it's definitive now.

[Tawa]

The hell?

[Graknorke]

Sourced from business.com
You can't argue with that.

[MaximumZero]

The worst part about that "graph" is that the fucking axis isn't labeled. And there's only one of them. And it's 120% grade-A bullshit. But mostly the axis thing.

[smeeprocket]

it's business.com though. I mean, the very name is about business. ANd business people know their graphs.

[Orange Wizard]

No, the other axis is on the right-hand side. But it's still not labelled.

[MaximumZero]

I stand corrected. Wait, hold on, the implications of that are staggering and profound!

[Graknorke]

Yup, you need negative x to have positive y grades. Coincidence!?!?!?
I think not.

[flabort]

It looks like the grades were charted as Y=|X|+0.25
And hours spent playing was charted as Y=X+7.5

Let's assume that a value of 8 is analogous to a 100% score or "A+", and hours spent playing is per day. Plop that into the equation, 8-0.5=|X|, X=-7.75 or 7.75; next plop those into hours spent playing: Y=(-7.75 or 7.75)+7.5=-0.25 or 15.25

To get a perfect grade you must find EXTRA time in the day to NOT play videogames, or play over 15 hours per day.

Seems legit.