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Total Members Voted: 72

[SaberToothTiger]

So... this is continuing?

[Helgoland]

I thought we were stealing that machine gun!

[BFEL]

Thought this was dead... GRIGORI URSINE SHALL RIDE AFTER ALL Bear mounts horsie

[SaberToothTiger]

I WANT THAT PPSH.

[Helgoland]

It's like a Mexican standoff where everyone's fallen asleep.

[SaberToothTiger]

If, I have to, I'LL EAT ALL OF YOU TO GET THIS MOVING.

[Comrade P.]

I care enough to point out that it should be "Ядерная", not "Атомная"! Because I love gratuitous Russian.

As long as it EXTERMINATES nobody gives a heck, actually. Both variants can be used while talking military, not physics.

[SaberToothTiger]

Spoiler: Please, please... (click to show/hide)

[Helgoland]

We've been stealing that gun for, what, three months now? I didn't think Soviet Russia was that inefficient

[SaberToothTiger]

It IS a mighty fine gun, now.

[IcyTea31]

Ferdynand Gorski patiently awaits his call to arms.

Maybe the nuclear horses were too much of an atrocity and Time itself decided, "Carp this, I'm not going to work while those exist".

[Sheb]

Well, I kinda left for a month of holiday. But hey, this is not dead, I'll write the next update tonight or tomorrow morning.

[Sheb]

Вы - Советская Атомная Кавалерия, Ход Пять: Сталин Благослови Переводчик Гоогле

May 7th, 1943

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz: The colonel turns round to face a map on the area on the wall.

Heavy fighting, not that much. The Germans have been sending regulars scouting parties here in the wood to the south of the city, but everyone is just waiting for the summer offensive to begin in earnest.

[5] As he speaks, you take the PPSh into your hand. Someone carved a bear chewing on a swastika on the stock, while 17 deep notches have been carved on the top part of the stock. You quickly hide it beneath your coat.

Anyway, the night is falling, and the cloud cover should be heavy. It's the perfect time for you to try to cross the front, I shall not hold you back.

The Crossing

As the sun set, you all assemble on your horses. Before you are the last Soviet trenches and fire positions. A couple kilometers further are the Nazi positions. Two ways are open for you. On your right, a deep gully should help you sneak through, but would turn into a death trap if you're found out. On the left, crossing the hilltop will make you more easily spotted, but you could always make a run for it.

Spoiler: Captain Oleg Vasiliev (Helgoland) (click to show/hide)

Commander:Captain Oleg Vasiliev
Age:29
Nationality:Russian
HP:8/8
Skills:Ballet Dancer +1 to esquive rolls.
Noticed By Stalin +1 to bragging rolls.
Horse: Natalia

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Breed:Arabian
HP:8/8
+1 to charismaWeapon:PPSh-42

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Range:150m
Clip:35
Burst size:6
Damage: 1D4
Precision:-1
10 spare magazines


Spoiler: Commissar Grigori Ursine (BFEL) (click to show/hide)

Age:15
Nationality:Bear
HP:12/12
Skills:Paws of the People +1 to close quarter combat rolls
Bear Cavalry +1 to riding rolls
It's a fucking bear! +4 max HP
Specieist weapons manufacturer cannot use equipment designed for human hands.
Horse:Claw Marx

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Breed:Thoroughbred
HP:10/10
+1 to speed

Spoiler: Lieutnant Nikifor Sokoloff (USEC_OFFICER (click to show/hide)

Age:21
Nationality:Russian
HP:8/8
Skills:Career Soldier +1 to relations with military
Not a Ballet Dancer +1 to shooting stuff
Horse:

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Race:Mule
HP:14/14
Can carry up to a lot of equipmentMosin-Nagant M38:

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Range:500m
Clip:5
Burst size:1
Damage:1D6
Precision:+2
24 spare clips

Spoiler: Private First Class Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz (SaberToothTiger) (click to show/hide)

Age:23
Nationality:Polish
HP:8/8
Skills:Partisan +1 to sneaking and hiding
It's Brzęczyszczykiewicz with 5 'z' +1 against bureaucrats
Horse:Chrząszczyżewoszyc Łękołód

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Breed: Soviet Draft Horse
HP:20/20Weapon:PPSh-41

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Range:150m
Clip:71
Burst size:6
Damage: 1D4
Precision:-1
Weapons:SVT-40

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Range:500m
Clip:10
Burst size:2
Damage:1D6
Precision:+0
10 spare clipsVis wz.35

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Range:30m
Burst Size:2
Clip:8
Damage:1D4
Precision:+1
2 spare clip

Spoiler: Private First Class Tavish Finnegan DeGroot (smurfingtonthethird) (click to show/hide)

Age: RAND(18,55)
Nationality:Scottish
HP:8/8
Skills:You call THAT vodka? +1 to drinking
Tsar Bomber +1 to explosive
Horse:

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Breed:Warhorse
HP:12/12
+2 to damage rolls
-1 to riding rollsWeapons:Bazooka

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Range:150m
Burst Size:1/2
Clip:1
Damage:2D8
Splash Damage
Precision:-2
14 rockets

[SaberToothTiger]

"We have horses, and most patrols do not even have bikes. We can outrun them easily on the hills."
"Commisar, what should we do?"

((Sheb, I luvu))

[Helgoland]

((Sheb, I luvu))

((This.))

"Why not do a two-pronged approach? Three of us go over the hill while the other two sneak through the gully. The Germans go for the bai-, ahem, spearhead on the hill, and the men in the gully fall into their back to destroy them."