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What style do you prefer?

Silly
- 21 (28.8%)
Grimdark, "war is hell"
- 24 (32.9%)
Romance (Note: not actually going to write this)
- 28 (38.4%)

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Author Topic: You Are Soviet Nuclear Cavalry: It's alive!  (Read 30357 times)

SaberToothTiger

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Re: You Are Soviet Nuclear Cavalry: Oh fuck, history!
« Reply #90 on: July 03, 2014, 09:37:33 pm »

((Oh dear, those bear puns are unbearable*.))
((*Pun not intended.))
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Re: You Are Soviet Nuclear Cavalry: Oh fuck, history!
« Reply #91 on: July 03, 2014, 10:05:49 pm »

((Bearly tears are best tears :P
Also Bears==Jews?!?))
Jews weren't the only undesirables. There also was gay people, Roma, as well as the elderly and disabled.

Although having Bears be persecuted instead of Jews would be humorous. "All our economic problems are because of the Bear conspiracy. All bears must shave a claw onto their fur."

Also, propaganda telling how Hitler's grandmother was a bear is both frightening and amusing.
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Re: You Are Soviet Nuclear Cavalry: Oh fuck, history!
« Reply #92 on: July 03, 2014, 10:14:37 pm »

I just imagine a man having sexual intercourse with a bear, receiving a baby from it, and raising it as one of the normal children.
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Re: You Are Soviet Nuclear Cavalry: Oh fuck, history!
« Reply #93 on: July 04, 2014, 12:04:22 am »

((Personally, I'd be more interested in what the Six-Day War looked like if Bears replaced Jews in modern history...))
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Re: You Are Soviet Nuclear Cavalry: Oh fuck, history!
« Reply #94 on: July 04, 2014, 01:08:50 am »

You Are Nuclear Sionist Bear is not scheduled until late 2015, sorry.

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Re: You Are Soviet Nuclear Cavalry: Oh fuck, history!
« Reply #95 on: July 04, 2014, 02:29:56 am »

I'm surprised to see you were given more than one magazine of ammunition each. Now what are the infantry troops going to do when they won't receive their ammo rations?
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Re: You Are Soviet Nuclear Cavalry: Oh fuck, history!
« Reply #96 on: July 04, 2014, 05:07:53 am »

((Bearly tears are best tears :P
Also Bears==Jews?!?))
((The Bear Jew!!))
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Re: You Are Soviet Nuclear Cavalry: Oh fuck, history!
« Reply #97 on: July 04, 2014, 06:01:40 am »

I'm surprised to see you were given more than one magazine of ammunition each. Now what are the infantry troops going to do when they won't receive their ammo rations?

Nothing is too good for Stalin's own! Except radiation shielding, because that's for weakling.
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Re: You Are Soviet Nuclear Cavalry: Oh fuck, history!
« Reply #98 on: July 04, 2014, 06:41:44 am »

I'm surprised to see you were given more than one magazine of ammunition each. Now what are the infantry troops going to do when they won't receive their ammo rations?

Nothing is too good for Stalin's own! Except radiation shielding, because that's for weakling.
And if all goes well, Stalin shall have Soviet Nuclear Infantry from the lack of shielding :P
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Re: You Are Soviet Nuclear Cavalry: Oh fuck, history!
« Reply #99 on: July 04, 2014, 10:27:18 am »

Is the plan alright? We have no more propositions, so...
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Re: You Are Soviet Nuclear Cavalry: Oh fuck, history!
« Reply #100 on: July 04, 2014, 12:16:17 pm »

We also have no actions from USEC. In the future, the squad leader can just issue orders for players that haven't played.
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Re: You Are Soviet Nuclear Cavalry: Oh fuck, history!
« Reply #101 on: July 04, 2014, 02:47:38 pm »

((I just realized something....if we ever get that plane we were talking about earlier...I COULD DO A BEARAL ROLL!))
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Re: You Are Soviet Nuclear Cavalry: Oh fuck, history!
« Reply #102 on: July 04, 2014, 02:51:18 pm »

Turning to Nikifor: "Alright, heavyman, let's get going leap onto your horse and follow me!"
Oleg then gallops off in a most heroic manner.
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Re: You Are Soviet Nuclear Cavalry: Oh fuck, history!
« Reply #103 on: July 04, 2014, 10:49:31 pm »

The straight man I could swear that there is a better name for these types of characters gets on his mule and follows his fearless leader.

((AKA: Please don't wait for me. Just get on with it.))
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Re: You Are Soviet Nuclear Cavalry: Oh fuck, history!
« Reply #104 on: July 05, 2014, 01:58:47 am »

I guess we all shall just go near the last known position of the enemy.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.
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