The announcer approaches the podium. She's looking a little shaky today. The sparkle in her eyes is tainted by frequent glances toward her bed. She's muttering something under her breath, now. Something about "ten in the morning" and "late enough." She hesitates, but then... Yes! She's opening the envelope. She's taking the microphone, folks. She's going to do it!
There are two copies of Papo y Yo going out today. The first one goes to the very excellent forumite Vector! The second... To the equally excellent forumite aristabulus! That's two copies for two great people! Enjoy those!
She's not as witty as usual today, folks, but she's powering through. She appears to be waking up a bit more as the happy feelings of giving away games rush through her.
Next up is Joe Danger 2: The Movie. And the winner is...
What's happening? She's got the envelope open, but she looks confused. We're not sure what's going on here, folks. Okay, she's taking the microphone again.
I'm afraid there is no winner for Joe Danger, everyone. No one signed up for it. No one... No one wanted it.
A stagehand is running on to the stage now. They're whispering. Looks like they've come to a decision.
Okay, everyone, it looks like this is our first candidate for the Island of Unwanted Games. The game will be added to a special category at the end of the list of games. It will now be a candidate for external giveaways. If you can find someone, in real life or online, who wants this game, regardless of whether they are a Bay12 member or not, you can nominate that person to receive the game. When all the regular drawings have been completed, we will draw a winner from the list of nominees and arrange for them to receive the game. If there is still no one who wants it, I will ask for your help finding someone random on Steam who has it on their wishlist, and they will receive it.
That glimmer in her eye is returning, folks. Looks like she likes the idea of making some random person's day with a free game.
Now, back to the regular drawings:
Bit.Trip Presents... Runner 2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien is an excellent game, fast-paced, fun, and now the property of Metalax!
There were 4 entrants for Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams, but the gods of RANDOM NUMBER GENERATION have spoken, and they have decided the game must go to Bitoru!
Finally, the always popular Aquaria. The RNG gods are favoring higher numbers today, because the winner is Krevsin!
That's all for today, ladies and gentlemen and everyone else. Please return tomorrow for the next 5 games! I love you all!