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Would you like to see some officials, trying to stop Ivan from becoming a mutant traitor?

Indeed!
- 3 (21.4%)
Surely!
- 0 (0%)
Only if these men are true worker guardians!
- 10 (71.4%)
Maybe.. no?
- 1 (7.1%)

Total Members Voted: 14

Voting closed: June 30, 2014, 05:24:38 pm


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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #45 on: June 30, 2014, 08:47:20 am »
They smile and try to gift you back with bullets.

Task completed!
Acquired currency to pay rent! Currency being bullets, of course!

Task 2! GO!
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

TamerVirus

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #46 on: June 30, 2014, 09:42:46 am »
Distill vodka
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #47 on: June 30, 2014, 10:45:01 am »
To do that, you would require:
1. Potato, or lots of 'em
2. Water
3. All of the machinery
4. Sugar
5. Strength and Will of the happy worker!
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Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

TamerVirus

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #48 on: June 30, 2014, 10:51:41 am »
go to glorious potato collective farm for monthly potato ration
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #49 on: June 30, 2014, 02:10:13 pm »
You see some *potatoes*, but no real food! This is a trick! An ambush set up by capitalist oppressors! Defend yourself!
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Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #50 on: June 30, 2014, 02:17:18 pm »
Vomit Lazors.
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #51 on: June 30, 2014, 02:28:27 pm »
What lasers? Do you say that you posess resources much needed for our research and you did not donate it to the revolution, but consumed it?
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Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Sheb

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #52 on: June 30, 2014, 02:32:56 pm »
Grow a Stalinstache.
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3man75

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #53 on: June 30, 2014, 02:35:05 pm »
Let out a shrieking screech that we were taught only true revolutionaries could understand. We'll fight back the capitalist ambush yet!

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #54 on: June 30, 2014, 02:44:44 pm »
Your Stalinstache seems to get a crowd around you!
~You are quickly approached by an unit of not-so-secret police!
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
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Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

3man75

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #55 on: June 30, 2014, 03:23:30 pm »
FOR COMMUNISM!

(Go with the guy)
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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #56 on: June 30, 2014, 03:36:53 pm »
Which one? The secret police? Capitalists? Potatoes?
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Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

TamerVirus

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #57 on: June 30, 2014, 03:48:10 pm »
the Champion of the common worker who fights a never-ending battle for Stalin, socialism, and the international expansion of the Warsaw Pact: red son Superman!
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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #58 on: June 30, 2014, 04:07:32 pm »
He runs to you!

He trips on the way and caves his own head in accidentally. Your plane did not succeed.
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Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #59 on: June 30, 2014, 04:08:45 pm »
FIX PLANE WITH SCRAPED OFF GOATEE
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