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Would you like to see some officials, trying to stop Ivan from becoming a mutant traitor?

Indeed!
- 3 (21.4%)
Surely!
- 0 (0%)
Only if these men are true worker guardians!
- 10 (71.4%)
Maybe.. no?
- 1 (7.1%)

Total Members Voted: 14

Voting closed: June 30, 2014, 05:24:38 pm


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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #30 on: June 29, 2014, 08:16:48 pm »
Before you manage to say anything, he hands you a book. It's called Tomatoes and Ptoatos

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Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Lyeos

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #31 on: June 29, 2014, 08:20:19 pm »
Indeed! This Capitalist pig gave us a book with misspelled words! It must be filled with Capitalist propaganda! Remember his features and report him to the government, and show them the book as evidence if it does contain Capitalist propaganda!
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #32 on: June 29, 2014, 08:39:06 pm »
Who will you go to?
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #33 on: June 29, 2014, 09:23:12 pm »
All of them.
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3man75

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #34 on: June 29, 2014, 09:28:10 pm »
Were all communists go TO THE PUB!
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #35 on: June 30, 2014, 05:18:48 am »
But alcohol is illegal, as it was created to addict the worker, and extort money from their addiction!
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Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #36 on: June 30, 2014, 05:32:59 am »
But as there is no money to extort. It is perfectly legal. And free.
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #37 on: June 30, 2014, 05:36:51 am »
Are you trying to steal an illegal commodity, comrade?
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #38 on: June 30, 2014, 05:43:17 am »
There is nothing to steal as theft is a creation of the capitalists, nor is it a commodity, as that implies payment for the item when money doesn't actually exist.. Clearly it is legal as the only reason it could be banned is to prevent it from being purchased, and as we lack money because everything is free for anybody to use, it has no reason to be illegal and is therefore legal.
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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #39 on: June 30, 2014, 05:51:02 am »
What do you mean, there is no money? Do you claim that our glorious country is extremely poor?
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Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #40 on: June 30, 2014, 05:58:24 am »
GLORIOUS MOTHERLAND IS SO RICH THAT TO EXPRESS ITS WEALTH IN CURRENCY WOULD DETRACT FROM FURTHERING THE CAUSE OF COMMUNIST GLORY OF THE MOTHERLAND! COMRADE, WHEN WAS LAST TIME YOU HAVE READ GLORIOUS LEADER'S SPEECH TRANSCRIPT? IS CLEARLY THERE! IS TIME TO CONSUME EQUAL SHARE OF ALCOHOL IN ORDER TO COMMEMORATE GLORIOUS LEADER, YES?
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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #41 on: June 30, 2014, 06:42:18 am »
Do you claim thatme, Uncle Joe is not the leader and that I do not know what I promised to the Nation!?

Take him away!~

You are approached by two policemen. With AK 47's.
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Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #42 on: June 30, 2014, 08:07:08 am »
Glorious communist policemen should be armed with potato cannons not capitalist pig dog subversive ak47! They are impostors!!!
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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #43 on: June 30, 2014, 08:23:32 am »
They seem to ignore your screams and pull you towards a brick wall.  What do you do?
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Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

LordSlowpoke

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #44 on: June 30, 2014, 08:25:20 am »
BRIBE GUARDS WITH BRICK WALL
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