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Would you like to see some officials, trying to stop Ivan from becoming a mutant traitor?

Indeed!
- 3 (21.4%)
Surely!
- 0 (0%)
Only if these men are true worker guardians!
- 10 (71.4%)
Maybe.. no?
- 1 (7.1%)

Total Members Voted: 14

Voting closed: June 30, 2014, 05:24:38 pm


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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2014, 07:07:00 pm »
Not participating in the lottery is punishable by death! You lower the winnings of the lucky man by not paying the money!

2 rubels is enough. Strangely enough, you have that amount of money.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2014, 07:07:33 pm »
Pay the money that we do have, yes.
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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2014, 07:09:19 pm »
It seems that you are sorely mistaken, you capitalist scum! WE can clearly see that you posses the lottery money! Grab him, I say! GRAB HIM!

You are grabbed and beaten to unconsciousness in. You awaken a tent.

This seems to be an act of sabotage from an imperialist scum! Find him, my minions!
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2014, 07:10:33 pm »
My advice: don't think logically. Be the potato.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2014, 07:10:58 pm »
 >:(
((It's not my fault you went back and edited your post when I was posting that, then ignored me changing it to match what you edited it to.))
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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #20 on: June 29, 2014, 07:15:10 pm »
Fixin'. Somehow didn't notice. For noticing and notifying the socialist regime mistake, you are to be promoted to a...

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You won the lottery!
You get 1 rubel. Everyone who participated got a rubel. Equality and all that.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2014, 07:17:47 pm »
GOOD JOB IDENTIFYING THOSE CAPITALIST TRAITORS, COMRADE. WITHOUT YOU WE WOULD NEVER UNMASK THE BEARDED BOARDS PLAN!

You somehow feel that you won't have to pay your rent.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2014, 07:18:12 pm »
Do job, now! For glorious country!
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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2014, 07:30:40 pm »
What job? You have been relieved of shaving bricks, as the mysterious plan has been stopped!

You don't have a job.

Better find something to do to not attract attention to that fact.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #24 on: June 29, 2014, 07:37:59 pm »
The candidates for officials, PM me.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #25 on: June 29, 2014, 07:41:30 pm »
Farming, yes. Farming for country.
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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #26 on: June 29, 2014, 07:49:47 pm »
Where? What? With which hand do you salute?
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #27 on: June 29, 2014, 07:55:32 pm »
Both hands should be used to honor the country!
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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #28 on: June 29, 2014, 08:13:28 pm »
You see a shady looking person. He seems to be holding a ticking device. What do you do?
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Socialist Survival!
« Reply #29 on: June 29, 2014, 08:14:20 pm »
Report him as potential Capitalist terrorist!
The country must be alerted to this threat!
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