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[Sirus]

Guess I might as well list spells for tomorrow:

0-level spells:
Light
Guidance
Detect Magic
1st-level spells:
Produce Flame
Shillelagh

[Rolepgeek]

Cool.

Wait, I never rolled a 1! You don't HAVE any plot points!

Wait, wrong RPG.

>.> I get one automatically from Nymph's Kiss feat.

You get one guess as to where she got it. First two don't count.

[Nerjin]

So she's with a Nymph or fey of some sort? Cool! Now Sacha can go into a jealous rage and attempt to murder/destroy/whatever the fey-nymph thing! Yay for evil!

[Rolepgeek]

If she finds out.

[Sirus]

That's such a ridiculous feat. +2 on ALL Charisma-based checks? Extra skill point each level? NO PREREQUISITES?

Is there a Wisdom version of that? Jeezus.

[Rolepgeek]

That's such a ridiculous feat. +2 on ALL Charisma-based checks? Extra skill point each level? NO PREREQUISITES?

Is there a Wisdom version of that? Jeezus.

It's Exalted, so you have to be good-aligned.

Almost all Exalted feats are bullshit good, though. Take a look at the feats that Sacred Vows serves as a prereq for.

[Nerjin]

If she finds out.

She'll find out eventually. I'm in no hurry.

[Sirus]

What, you can't be neutral and take those feats?
Is there a book that lists a bunch of feats for the neutrally-minded?

[Rolepgeek]

Literally every other book?

There's also the Book of Vile Darkness for the Evil inclined, Sacha. Though they aren't as bullshitty as Vow of Poverty or Vow of Nonviolence.

[Nerjin]

Is there a feat that allows me to more easily kill the Fey that stole away the woman I love? If so, sign me up. If not, I'll be just fine being a high-tier class... Though... I suppose the rest of the party would be a little less than inclined to assist me in killing Ness' lover. Especially Ness. Yeah...

Just a quick question: How would an assassination work there? Is it feasible?

[Nerjin]

I'm just assuming Sacha doesn't like the smell of the stuff because she's naturally suspicious of things that might control her actions.

[Rolepgeek]

Can you breathe underwater? Can you handle a CR 7+ being(by yourself)? Can you handle Ness' combined anger, grief, and retaliatory hatred? Can you handle killing the fey that saved your beloved's life when she otherwise certainly would have drowned? Can you handle how irate I'll be as a player when you cause one of my few available feats to become useless?

Not entirely feasible for at least a good half-dozen levels.

You could become a ranger with favored enemy: fey, by the way.

[Tawa]

Assassination: It could work, but Tenshed disapproves of killing friends or friends of friends. Unless said friend or friendfriend has betrayed you, it is a tier 2 dishonor, right below flipping the finger at a dragon-altar.

Don't do it unless you feel like becoming a 1/2 d4 hit die commoner with a couple random sanity-loss effects and probably enough INT and STR damage to leave you an immobile amnesiac for a few months of campaign time. (Gods' revenge for Tier One dishonors typically knock you down to a literal horsebrained fool who has to be force-fed; tier 3 is typically lycanthropy of the god's favored animal [meaning if Sacha were to maim a dragon-type creature that did not attack first, she'd be something like a werekobold or werepsuedodragon] or vampirism.)

[Rolepgeek]

Considering that ability damage recovers at a point of 1 per day, I don't think so...

I would also dispute a god changing your class(stripping your abilities, yes, but changing class entirely?), and somehow making you have half of a level(bestowing negative levels is a thing that happens all the time, of course), but...they're gods.

As well, wouldn't they just kill you at a certain point?

[Tawa]

Yes, gods. Similar to praying too much in NetHack, but much more humiliating. Class change is because an integral part of clerics is spellcasting (and being a commoner would suck); 1/2 hit dice totally exist, so if they're, say, level 14, they'd have 13 1/2 negative levels.

Last bit, it logically only kills you if your INT hits zero, which only happens at theoretical Tier Zero. (Tier Zero: Should some god ever have an avatar, a mortal connection, attacking or gravely offending said avatar could lead to this, as could impossible things like being an opposite-alignment cleric.)