Note: you may RP if you so choose. You don't have to try to feel an emotion then fail at it.
Search the system floor plan for a physical copy of that guide.I need to learn how to read, Over the P.A. inform people also of an important document titled "surrogate instruction manual" tell them to return it to the cockpit as soon as possible so we can figure out this mess.
(auto, since you're already patched into the PA)
A voice emanates through the ship.
"So, I'm in the computer and I've found something you need to know. There's an important document titled 'surrogate instruction manual.' If any of you find it, bring it to the cockpit as soon as possible so we can figure out this mess." You see a message from the black box appear. It reads
"8 downloads completed"Find happiness in my new identity as homunculus.
(tails, failure)
The existential questions are too much for you at the moment, especially with your newly enhanced mind.
Apply pressure, preferably with cloth! Otherwise, panic!
(heads, success)
You stumble into the medical closet and look around for something. On the ground you find a recently opened capsule, from which you take a sheet of plastic and a container labeled "adhesive." You glue it over the wound, stopping the bleeding. You still feel the buzzing sensation, but it has stopped increasing. On the wall, there is a nozzle with a button labeled "blood."
Make a spike on my chest using the materials from the medical crate!
(heads, success)
You take another sheet from the already open capsule, roll it into a cone, then attach it to your chest with the soldering tool within the capsule and some adhesive. Though you're not sure how durable it will be.
Wake up and look around. Try to remember what happened.
(heads, success)
As your vision returns, you find yourself in some kind of large cockpit, dimly lit by red strip lights. You are surrounded by eerily featureless unconscious figures, and 2 awake, softly glowing ones. The brighter of the glowing figures seems to have its head jammed into one of the instrument panels. Many thermos-sized capsules litter the floor, which upon examination of the closest one seem to be labeled "cocoa."
You struggle to recall what happened before you fell unconscious. All you can remember is that you were somewhere else, much different, and you feel you must have come a long way while unconscious to wind up in here.