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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: You are what you eat, so eat your greens.
« Reply #5685 on: August 19, 2016, 12:08:40 pm »

I PLEAD BOLTER FIRE.
I need better bass for this.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: You are what you eat, so eat your greens.
« Reply #5686 on: August 19, 2016, 12:27:34 pm »

Corncob is best, none of this "goal" bullshit, just KILL BLOOD SKULLS. And some nice stuff about honor and warrior's code and such, not that most chaos idiots care about the "good" parts of the sphere. :/
Also has the best speeches.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: You are what you eat, so eat your greens.
« Reply #5687 on: August 19, 2016, 01:24:53 pm »

I PLEAD BOLTER FIRE.
I need better bass for this.

Come on, we both know, that there are really no good reasons for serving corpse on the throne, when there are living and generous lords to swear fealty to. Papa Nurgle has awesome gifts for everyone!
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: You are what you eat, so eat your greens.
« Reply #5688 on: August 19, 2016, 03:55:54 pm »

I PLEAD BOLTER FIRE.
I need better bass for this.
Attacking a member of the Holy Inquisition.

We need no better example of your guilt.

Emperor have mercy on your soul, and the souls of everyone on your planet, who now suffer for your sin.

There is only one choice remaining.

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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: You are what you eat, so eat your greens.
« Reply #5689 on: August 19, 2016, 04:05:56 pm »

Nice overreaction, corpse worshipper.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: You are what you eat, so eat your greens.
« Reply #5690 on: August 19, 2016, 04:07:56 pm »

What member of the Holy Inquisiton? I see no member of Inquisiton... not anymore ...and I honestly doubt he was an actual member of Inquisiton, considering that a well known disheveled Tau symphatizer (You) has been associated with him. What times are those that Enemies of Imperium disguise as one of His most loyal servants.

Also, it would explain why there are no actual Inquisitorial vessels portrayed on that pict-capture, there is only an Space Marine Battle Barge and assorted Astrates vessels.

Nice overreaction, corpse worshipper.
I see the heresy in this thread and I now see that there is only one option remaining.
SMASH IT!
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: You are what you eat, so eat your greens.
« Reply #5691 on: August 19, 2016, 04:08:31 pm »

Review by the Ordo Excorium would later unanimously declare this action an inappropriate use of the Final Sanction and declared Inquisitor Rolepgeek excommunicate traitoris.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: You are what you eat, so eat your greens.
« Reply #5692 on: August 19, 2016, 04:09:20 pm »

The Emperor's justice shall come for you, heretic. You are but a speck before the glory of the Imperium, a mere distraction to Man's ascension.

Now, fool. Feel the hate of the glorious and righteous. I am wrath. I am steel.

I am the mercy of angels. Ave Imperator.

*Blam*
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: You are what you eat, so eat your greens.
« Reply #5693 on: August 19, 2016, 04:10:52 pm »

Review by the Ordo Excorium would later unanimously declare this action an inappropriate use of the Final Sanction and declared Inquisitor Rolepgeek excommunicate traitoris.
Heretic propaganda. Nothing more.

The Inquisition is licensed to utilize vessels of the Adeptus Astartes as may be deemed fit.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: You are what you eat, so eat your greens.
« Reply #5694 on: August 19, 2016, 04:14:21 pm »

Review by the Ordo Excorium would later unanimously declare this action an inappropriate use of the Final Sanction and declared Inquisitor Rolepgeek excommunicate traitoris.
Heretic propaganda. Nothing more.

The Inquisition is licensed to utilize vessels of the Adeptus Astartes as may be deemed fit.
Because the bloody cowards are too stupid and lazy to do it themselves.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: You are what you eat, so eat your greens.
« Reply #5695 on: August 19, 2016, 04:15:50 pm »

Review by the Ordo Excorium would later unanimously declare this action an inappropriate use of the Final Sanction and declared Inquisitor Rolepgeek excommunicate traitoris.
Heretic propaganda. Nothing more.

The Inquisition is licensed to utilize vessels of the Adeptus Astartes as may be deemed fit.
The most esteemed please don't kill me Adeptus Astartes are not beholden to the standard chain of command. An inquisitor is able to request their service but they are not required to comply.
In other words, fuckin' heretic.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: You are what you eat, so eat your greens.
« Reply #5696 on: August 19, 2016, 04:18:43 pm »

Malcador would be brought to tears to see the state of the Inquisition in this thread. RIP the Sigillite, you sat on a chair like no-one ever has or will again.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: You are what you eat, so eat your greens.
« Reply #5697 on: August 19, 2016, 04:18:52 pm »

No, only the Adeptus Custodes are also direct servants of the Emperor and thus exempt from Imperial authority. Astartes are obligated to obey the commands of Inquisitors.

Most Inquisitors just know better.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: You are what you eat, so eat your greens.
« Reply #5698 on: August 19, 2016, 04:24:22 pm »

The Inquisition is licensed to utilize vessels of the Adeptus Astartes as may be deemed fit.
They are...n't. Kind of, but not really, at least not without "Please" and "Thank you" which are words that Inqusitiors have phobia against.
And most Space Marines don't look favourably at declaring Exterminatuses, ESPECIALLY when it's against one person.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: You are what you eat, so eat your greens.
« Reply #5699 on: August 19, 2016, 04:45:55 pm »

It's obviously an indication of the heresy of the entire world, if the assigned Inquisitor is a heretic themselves.

That sort of thing doesn't just come from nowhere, you know!

I mean, except when it does.

But still.

And yeah I mostly knew about the please/thank you, I couldn't quite remember though so I didn't actually add 'by consensus of the Chapter Master and Inquisitor together'.

I think that latter depends heavily on the Chapter :P Minotaurs, for instance, probably don't care one way or the other...
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