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[MetalSlimeHunt]

*still salty there's no lizardmen equivalent in 40k for me to rabidly promote*

-No Free Will
-Genetically modified to serve caste system
-Serve inscrutable greater purpose
-Would be a roadblock for Chaos if they were anywhere near each other
-Not an existential threat to humanity
-Not genocidal to other species but become murderous when own cultural standards are violated
-Basically designed as humans fused with an animal species
-Unusual technology compared to other groups
-Hands down weirdest creation of the Old Ones
-Very low population compared to other species
-Leaders never make their true goals clear, ever

Am I describing the Tau or the Lizardmen?

[KingofstarrySkies]

I.. Don't think the Tau are genetically modified. They've always been that way.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

A species does not split into distinct biological castes related to things like DIPLOMAT or SPACE TRAVEL without modification.

[Teneb]

I.. Don't think the Tau are genetically modified. They've always been that way.

Well, they've been gene-modded the old fashioned way by selective breeding.

Anyway, since Rolepgeek and Kot are at it again: D'ya know wot time it is, ya gits? Yes, dat's right: it's Waaagh! time!

[Xantalos]

*still salty there's no lizardmen equivalent in 40k for me to rabidly promote*

-No Free Will
-Genetically modified to serve caste system
-Serve inscrutable greater purpose
-Would be a roadblock for Chaos if they were anywhere near each other
-Not an existential threat to humanity
-Not genocidal to other species but become murderous when own cultural standards are violated
-Basically designed as humans fused with an animal species
-Unusual technology compared to other groups
-Hands down weirdest creation of the Old Ones
-Very low population compared to other species
-Leaders never make their true goals clear, ever

Am I describing the Tau or the Lizardmen?

-leaders are physics-fucking giant frogs fully capable of punking a greater daemon while half-asleep and nursing a hangover

GIB SLAAN 2 40K GW

[Teneb]

-leaders are physics-fucking giant frogs fully capable of stopping a moon while being a mummy dead for millennia

GIB WHFP BACK GW

FTFY

[Kot]

HUMAN PRIDE GALAXY WIDE

CLAIM THE STARS IN FIRE AND BLOOD

Why would you reverse engineer anything puny blue men related, when imperial tech is superior?

Spoiler: I am so proud. (click to show/hide)

;-;

I.. Don't think the Tau are genetically modified. They've always been that way.

They are, kind of. Ethereals enjoy eugenics (there was literally no inbreeding between castes for like, whole recorded history after Ethereals came out of ass, and you could easily think it's genetics if you consider that Air caste lost their gliding membranes somewhere over the years and stuff) and proably were genetically modified themselves by some Eldar creeps or something.

Also have I mentioned that I am back in home which means SHITTY WH40K ART YAY!

[KingofstarrySkies]

I.. Don't think the Tau are genetically modified. They've always been that way.

Well, they've been gene-modded the old fashioned way by selective breeding.

Anyway, since Rolepgeek and Kot are at it again: D'ya know wot time it is, ya gits? Yes, dat's right: it's Waaagh! time!

All together now.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[Kot]

Anyway, since Rolepgeek and Kot are at it again: D'ya know wot time it is, ya gits? Yes, dat's right: it's Waaagh! time!

All together now.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Spoiler: Pls. (click to show/hide)

[Rolan7]

I'm still conscious somehow so

SM/Gork&Mork OTP

[MrRoboto75]

SM/Gork&Mork OTP

I just noticed

His massive shoulder pad didn't save him

[Kot]

Quick, I need cool Imperial Navy colour schemes other than usual Green/White/Gold.
With examples please.

[90908]

Quick, I need cool Imperial Navy colour schemes other than usual Green/White/Gold.
With examples please.

Red. Nothing but red.

The example is that one time the Emperor's enemies were destroyed utterly by the holy firepower from a hundred thousand ships and their blood, unworthy though it was, splashed against the ships of the Imperial Navy.

[Kot]

Quick, I need cool Imperial Navy colour schemes other than usual Green/White/Gold.
With examples please.

Red. Nothing but red.

The example is that one time the Emperor's enemies were destroyed utterly by the holy firepower from a hundred thousand ships and their blood, unworthy though it was, splashed against the ships of the Imperial Navy.

Spoiler: Ok. (click to show/hide)

[90908]

>Kot implies that a mere man is worthy of commanding Astartes
>Lolwut
>Heresy scanner activated, heresy is detected
>Decide to call the Most Holy Inquisition of The Imperium.
>Inquisitor comes forth and orders the creation of a new Arco-Flagellant
>Celebrate
>Yay
>Praise the Emperor, for we all walk in his immortal shadow.
>Inquisitor exteriminatus's all my shit
>Mom's spaghetti.