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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #4230 on: May 19, 2016, 08:48:52 am »

Well, current gen space marines just have the gene seed implanted, and all of the specialised organs grow on their own, too.

I'd have to say their T-cells and such are probably also "speshul", 'cos of all the Nurgle/Dark Eldar stuff I've read which constantly goes on about how human guardsmen would/and do instantly succumb to the "vile corruption" whilst the space marine's "superior anatomy" can easily neutralise it.

Or that's just the poison-proof vacuum-proof knife-proof lung.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #4231 on: May 19, 2016, 09:12:38 am »

As for FSM... Remember that canonically Malcador the Sigilite joked with Emperor about making some female Primarches to "easen the tension" (albeit I can see it easily causing disturbance due to love and assorted chucklefuckery) but the Big-E got all serious and said it can't be done because the technology just isin't here yet. He's the God-Emperor, he conquers Galaxy and knows things, who are we to argue? Well, I mean, it's not like Female Space Marines woudln't be cool... after all, love is a battlefield!

As for Marine we-wees, I belive the general idea is that it depends on the Chapter in question, wether they actually bothered to cut off the initiate dick or leave it there... as for being sterile... majority of Marines begin the process before adolescence so it's not exactly out of question that the ridiculous hormone bullshit that people tend to not survive might screw up with their balls content. I myself belive that it might happen, but they usually don't have chance to do so (they go around being busy and killing heretics all the time), they could not really want to (religious indoctrination bullshit), not all of them can (dick cutting) and even then children are very unlikely... and it's not like the kid would be special too, mostly just a curiosity to Inquisition. It's just easier to let all the women (especially the sex-deprived Sororitas, though in that case the kid might actually be special due to Warp fuckery and intense faith) in Imperium belive that Marines can't fuck so they won't bother them.

As for what Gene-Seed already is... I belive I already ranted about it few pages ago. Grim has it right, and going by Tacks logic pubery is actually gene-fucking too, because body grows tits on it's own. As for the "vile corruption" - it's Warp, it might as well depend on indoctrination, and there's actually a huge chance it does, because some Guardsmen actually can resist it pretty well, and it happens that the Guardsmen in question are usually from the most brainwashed and awesome regiments.

As for power fisting Avatars of Khaine... consider that in some lore Lasguns are mentioned to be capable of penetrating 10+ meters of reinforced concrete or pretty thick metal plate on regular setting. It all depends who you ask, and until we get a truly objective simulation of WH40k warfare, just go with what your headcanon accepts.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #4232 on: May 19, 2016, 09:24:15 am »

Besides, only Zoroastrian primarchs are allowed to bone their sisters

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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #4233 on: May 19, 2016, 09:39:50 am »

When the gods gave Emps his power, they made his y chromosome the focus for his warp fuckery for the trollz.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #4234 on: May 19, 2016, 09:44:07 am »

As for FSM... Remember that canonically Malcador the Sigilite joked with Emperor about making some female Primarches to "easen the tension" (albeit I can see it easily causing disturbance due to love and assorted chucklefuckery) but the Big-E got all serious and said it can't be done because the technology just isin't here yet.

Yeah that is one of the more hilarious aspects is how hodgepodge the technology is in this universe.

Damn women and their women parts being literal anti-science...

O_O wait a minute...
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #4235 on: May 19, 2016, 01:25:05 pm »

Nah "vile corruption" was pseudo for chemical weapons.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #4236 on: May 19, 2016, 01:50:44 pm »

Magical superior lungs and who knows what. Their immune system is boosted pretty well.
Also Nurgle chemical weapons also sometimes mean Warp magic, so...
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #4237 on: May 20, 2016, 07:16:37 am »



That is some vile corruption
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« Reply #4238 on: May 20, 2016, 10:40:45 am »

Not much to show yet, but I've started working on 3 Renegade Knights.

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So far that's the only piece that's properly finished, but I think it shows the general idea of what colours I plan to use.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #4239 on: May 21, 2016, 12:28:23 am »

Not much to show yet, but I've started working on 3 Renegade Knights.

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So far that's the only piece that's properly finished, but I think it shows the general idea of what colours I plan to use.

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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #4240 on: May 21, 2016, 11:45:31 pm »

by the emperor
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #4241 on: May 23, 2016, 09:34:26 am »



That is some vile corruption

Dat sister of battle... yummy.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #4242 on: May 23, 2016, 09:39:40 am »

I am not completly sure that's a female or even human. It all looks like Nurgle worshippers to me.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #4243 on: May 23, 2016, 09:46:22 am »

I am not completly sure that's a female or even human. It all looks like Nurgle worshippers to me.

Apparently the painter decided that it would be good taste to make her bare breasted with the exception of the vertical stripe.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #4244 on: May 23, 2016, 12:49:59 pm »

I am not even sure if that's breasts, they might be as well cancerous growths. It's Nurgle marine.
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