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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2970 on: February 10, 2016, 09:02:22 pm »
Gogdanmget Tzeentch nerds fite me irl.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2971 on: February 10, 2016, 09:18:19 pm »
*a warhound Titan steps out from behind your computer*
*wait no it's three of them*

Oh hey there Creed
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2972 on: February 10, 2016, 09:30:44 pm »
Quote from: Dorsidwarf on February 10, 2016, 06:49:51 pm
Quote from: Andres on February 10, 2016, 05:58:15 pm
Quote from: Kot on February 10, 2016, 03:22:27 am
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.
The Illuminati were Tzeenchian heretics condemned and destroyed by the Inquisition for their plan to kill the God-Emperor. The 'Sensei' they claimed were the God-Emperor's children were really just Tzeenchian sorcerers who could use shape-shifting abilities granted by the Chaos God of change and mutation.

-or so the Inquisition claims. I mean, if you had just mistakenly executed all of the Emprahs descendents, I bet you wouldnt admit it to the other Inquisitors
What's more likely, that the shape-shifting magic users who plan to kill the Emperor are his human descendents or that they're sorcerers of the chaos god of shape-shifting, magic, and plans who also hates the Emperor?
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2973 on: February 11, 2016, 12:39:28 am »
Quote from: Andres on February 10, 2016, 09:30:44 pm
Quote from: Dorsidwarf on February 10, 2016, 06:49:51 pm
Quote from: Andres on February 10, 2016, 05:58:15 pm
Quote from: Kot on February 10, 2016, 03:22:27 am
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.
The Illuminati were Tzeenchian heretics condemned and destroyed by the Inquisition for their plan to kill the God-Emperor. The 'Sensei' they claimed were the God-Emperor's children were really just Tzeenchian sorcerers who could use shape-shifting abilities granted by the Chaos God of change and mutation.

-or so the Inquisition claims. I mean, if you had just mistakenly executed all of the Emprahs descendents, I bet you wouldnt admit it to the other Inquisitors
What's more likely, that the shape-shifting magic users who plan to kill the Emperor are his human descendents or that they're sorcerers of the chaos god of shape-shifting, magic, and plans who also hates the Emperor?
First one by about a 40-85% chance increase because Tzneetch is an overcomplicated self-sabotaging fucktard.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2974 on: February 11, 2016, 10:41:20 am »
Quote from: Rolepgeek on February 10, 2016, 09:18:19 pm
*a warhound Titan steps out from behind your computer*
*wait no it's three of them*

Oh hey there Creed
Everyone and their cat can get that damn rule now.
Including kaos.
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Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2975 on: February 11, 2016, 04:29:59 pm »
Creed won chess match with Tzzentch, your argument is invalid.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2976 on: February 11, 2016, 04:33:27 pm »
by disguising his peasants as queens?
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2977 on: February 11, 2016, 04:38:37 pm »
Inb5 Tzeentch tricks himself into suicide
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2978 on: February 11, 2016, 08:10:36 pm »
Who could've planned such a maneuver? It'd take a tactical genius to accomplish such a... Wait a minute.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2979 on: February 11, 2016, 08:14:20 pm »
Quote from: Kot on February 11, 2016, 04:29:59 pm
Creed won chess match with Tzzentch, your argument is invalid.
All part of Tzeentch's plan.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2980 on: February 11, 2016, 08:26:40 pm »
Creed doesn't even have that rule anymore. He just gets more warlord traits.
Just like Calgar.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2981 on: February 11, 2016, 09:05:35 pm »
Quote from: Tack on February 11, 2016, 08:26:40 pm
Creed doesn't even have that rule anymore. He just gets more warlord traits.
Just like Calgar.
Nonsense.
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Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on October 08, 2014, 07:19:36 pm
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2982 on: February 11, 2016, 09:55:53 pm »
Oh hey not just chaos and imperial guard have the creed-rule but also eldar.
But not creed.

Spoiler: clearing up crunch (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: February 11, 2016, 09:59:37 pm by Tack »
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2983 on: February 12, 2016, 02:51:15 am »
Quote from: Tack on February 11, 2016, 09:55:53 pm
Oh hey not just chaos and imperial guard have the creed-rule but also eldar.
But not creed.

Spoiler: clearing up crunch (click to show/hide)

I think a version of it is also available as a generic Warlord trait from the main rulebook.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2984 on: February 12, 2016, 03:11:31 am »
Never ask Creed to pull a rabbit out of his hat. He will instead pull a Baneblade out of your ass.
For some reason I am now reminded of all the cheesy tactics like IG Concript "Deathstar" and Chapter Master Smashfucker, 6ed Elysian flyer spam (actually all of the flyer spam), old Necrons (literally all of it) and...
Fucking Fish of Fury.
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