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[LordBaal]

Talk for yourself.

[Dorsidwarf]

Ok to be fair, Ultramar is basically one civil war away from being its own Imperium.

Calgar seems to be too stupid for it and Rawbut Girlyman is sleeping, so only something really big (like the Throne failing), would cause them to make it.

If a Kroot ate enough Eldar, would they become a psyker?

And if a Kroot ate enough Jokaero, would they become a tech-genius?

Finally, if a Kroot ate enough geneseed, would they become loyal to the Emprah?

The real question here is, If Kroot ate the Emperor, would he become Emperor?

A million commissars just shot their commanding-officers mid-briefing on a reflex, you monster.

[Urist McScoopbeard]

WE are kroot.

[Rolepgeek]

Hurry up, then.

There's not much left.

[Kot]

WE are kroot.

Thanks to this I now have a mental image of herbivore Kroot that looks like a tree and is a part of Rogue Trader crew which also consists of small Skaven (any fitting beastman really, if something that is called Felinids and is implied to be furries Khajiit in space can be canon, space Racoons proably can too) obssessed with firearms, ork (or maybe really buffy Khorne cultist? Rogue traders work with everything they can) and a Callidus assasin.

[Urist McScoopbeard]

WE are kroot.

Thanks to this I now have a mental image of herbivore Kroot that looks like a tree and is a part of Rogue Trader crew which also consists of small Skaven (any fitting beastman really, if something that is called Felinids and is implied to be furries Khajiit in space can be canon, space Racoons proably can too) obssessed with firearms, ork (or maybe really buffy Khorne cultist? Rogue traders work with everything they can) and a Callidus assasin.

good.

[Tack]

I think you could get away with a Gretchin Grot doing it.

[Loud Whispers]

WE are kroot.

Thanks to this I now have a mental image of herbivore Kroot that looks like a tree and is a part of Rogue Trader crew which also consists of small Skaven (any fitting beastman really, if something that is called Felinids and is implied to be furries Khajiit in space can be canon, space Racoons proably can too) obssessed with firearms, ork (or maybe really buffy Khorne cultist? Rogue traders work with everything they can) and a Callidus assasin.

good.

Meeting the Felinids

[Kot]

Meeting the Felinids

On the non-joke side, you would expect them to be actual humans, possibly very hairy or similar to TES Khajiit, since their name is Homo sapiens hirsutus (hirsutus = hairy), so they kinda should be similar to humans. There is a theory that explains why abhumans suddenly started evolving animal traits, as in some guys from Dark Age Of Technology were obssesed (which also kinda explains Fenrisian wolves, as there were no wolves on Fenris originally and it's implied that (at least first ones) were humans once), and wanted to be more kitty... this sadly makes them possible to be a race of catgirls (10% furry), very cat-like humans (50% furry), Khajiit (70% furry) or talking cats (100% furry), so nothing is certain after all.
EDIT:
Also, /tg/ being /tg/, they made rules for them to use on tabletop. One of their special ones makes them take a pinning test after they're shoot by laser weaponry, because they're distracted by shiny dot.

[Loud Whispers]

These levitating minis are fucking disgustingly good

[Kot]

Maybe in dark, technological future, we will be able to make minis float everywhere. You just move it and it stays there.

[Jopax]

Now I wanna see someone do a tau battlesuit in an action pose while floating.

Or any of their skimmer vehicles with bonus points for going all out and filling them with leds so they float and glow at the same time!

[Rolepgeek]

I wanna see a Living Saint painted up and floating with ruins, weapons, and slain foes around her to keep her in place. The paintjob possible on that...amazing.

[Sinistar]

Really cool but... that's an Eldar jetbike? Wow, they changed them.

[Dorsidwarf]

I know I already posted this, but the EMPRAHS FUREH has no limits