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[Xantalos]

Then by my writ as an Inquisitor, and by the Grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Holy Exterminatus upon the city of Las Vegas. I condemn ... some people, and probably the entirety of Hollywood, and the Ork known as Calvin Harris, to death with this writ. May they recieve the Emperor's Peace.

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[Radio Controlled]

May the Emperor have mercy on their souls, cause the Inquisition sure wont.

[Xantalos]

We certainly don't make a habit of it.

[Radio Controlled]

I thought you'd be a Tyranid symphatiser more than an =][= goon.

[Xantalos]

The 'nids are alright to hang around with, but they have a tendency to eat all my snacks and it's kind of annoying. Plus I've gotten to the point where they'll consider me a legit Inquisitor, so they'll let me go around doing whatever I want 'for the Emperor'.

[Loud Whispers]

There's probably an Inquisition Ordos that deals with people pretending to be Inquisitors ya know

[Xantalos]

Eh, those guys aren't really that effective considering half of my colleagues are either carrying daemonic weapons or are heavily pursuing xenos relationships giggity.
I'm just all about that purge, 'bout that purge, no heretics.

[Tack]

Please don't talk about 'carrying daemonic weapons.
Grey Knights NC champion carries a daemonic weapon which 'Must never be activated, lest his soul be swallowed'. Resulting in a S- AP- sword. It's just a goddamn sword. Lock it in a box somewhere and get a real freaking weapon.

[Radio Controlled]

Please don't talk about 'carrying daemonic weapons.
Grey Knights NC champion carries a daemonic weapon which 'Must never be activated, lest his soul be swallowed'. Resulting in a S- AP- sword. It's just a goddamn sword. Lock it in a box somewhere and get a real freaking weapon.

Can't you just give him an appropriate weapon? Or is that not possible? I wouldn't be surprised if not (and claiming WYSIWYG probably doesn't count  :/

[Comrade P.]

There's probably an Inquisition Ordos that deals with people pretending to be Inquisitors ya know

Vindicare Temple Assassins. They aren't an Ordos, but sounds like a fine sport for them.

[Radio Controlled]

There's probably an Inquisition Ordos that deals with people pretending to be Inquisitors ya know

Vindicare Temple Assassins. They aren't an Ordos, but sounds like a fine sport for them.

But who watches the watchmen that watch the watchmen?

Maybe it goes full circle, and the local PDF is supposed to handle rogue assassins.

[Tack]

... At the very least it would be efficient population control.

That being said if you crunched it points for points a platoon of conscripts would probably pull it off.
There's something liberating in running flashlights. The inf-to-inf portion of the army is basically geared towards every conceivable enemy having an armor save against you- making cover saves mean nothing. Intervening models? That's cool, go ahead. The squad behind the squad behind That squad still hasn't shot yet, either.

My only gripe so far is painting. I have 60 of them and I still need more. All of my ugh.

[nenjin]

There's probably an Inquisition Ordos that deals with people pretending to be Inquisitors ya know

Vindicare Temple Assassins. They aren't an Ordos, but sounds like a fine sport for them.

But who watches the watchmen that watch the watchmen?

Maybe it goes full circle, and the local PDF is supposed to handle rogue assassins.

The Imperium's conception of Checks and Balances is that, if everyone is going guns at one another, everyone is in check.

[Tack]

Eldar codex just came out.
Wraithknights are strength D. Wraithcannons are strength D.
(Yes that means that the 26pp wraithguard now come with strength D weapons base)

I... I think I'm done with this franchise.

[Xantalos]

That's bad, right?