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[nenjin]

why does khorne not get off his giant chair and murder things again?

He likes to watch. No where in Khorne's fluff does it actually say he likes to kick ass and take names himself. People just assume he's the penultimate warrior based on what his spheres of influence are and because all dem skullz end up as part of this throne. You might even say he's an.....armchair general? *waggles eyebrows*

"NO, ENOUGH FUCKING REST. YOU ARE ALL GOING TO HEAR ABOUT WHY LEMAN RUSS WAS A FUCKING DICK. SERIOUSLY. A DICK. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I'M CALLED 'THE FELL-HANDED'? HUH? DO YA'? THE FUCKER CAUGHT ME JERKING OFF BEHIND A BIG ROCK ONE NIGHT ABOUT TWENTY METERS FROM THE REST OF THE DETACHMENT! HE KICKED THE ROCK AWAY AND SHOUTED, 'LO, IT SEEMS HE IS BESTING A MIGHTY FELL-BEAST WITH ONLY HIS HAND!"

10/10 nothing like wasting your life on fan stories

"YEAH, FUCKING LION EL', HE WAS A DECENT MAN. HE AND LEMAN HATED EACH OTHER BECAUSE LION ENJOYED BOOKS. YEAH, THAT'S IT. FIRST TIME THEY EVER MET HE WAS READING A BOOK, LEMAN WALKED IN AND SHOUTED 'HEY, I'M LOOKING FOR MY BROTHER PRIMARCH, ALL I SEE IS A BOOK-READING PUSSY'. THEN HELD HIS HAND OUT TO BE BRO-FISTED. NO ONE DID, SO HE SUCKER-PUNCHED LION TO LOOK TOUGH."

mmmmm yes

That's 25 seconds of my life I'd spend again in a heartbeat.

[LordPorkins]

Personally, considering Khorne regularly tears holes in the warp and throws shit everywhere, I like to think of him like a cranky toddler stuck in a car seat. He can't get out, but by god will he make your life hell as revenge

[Rolepgeek]

We never heard from LordPorkins again, after that comment, as he was almost immediately decapitated by a giant baby-rattle, which took the head with it when it went back through the strange interdimensional portal that had brought itt here.

[Andres]

I found 40k's version of the Sigmarite chicken:
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Lubricae_Cult

The Lubricae Cult was a group of twelve Tech-Priests who formed in 886.M41. As their name would imply, they worshipped lubricant and thought that its contributions to technology kept the universe running smoothly. The priests anointed themselves with a mixture of war-virgin's blood and boiling grease as they declared open war on their former brethren. Deemed heretical by Imperial authorities, an Eversor Assassin was dispatched and slew every one of them within moments. Without leadership, their heretical Skitarii followers are swiftly defeated.

[LordBaal]

Hi pals, is somebody interested in helping me out with some unrelated to Warhammer translation? It's only a line in fact, but it's a kinda garbled radio communication. See details here.

[Ghazkull]

"Bodyshot 1 this is Lazydog" would be my guess.

[LordBaal]

Thanks Ghazkull!

[Andres]

What do they call holidays in the Imperium? I'm talking about Sanguinala and the like.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Knowing GW, probably some dumb made-up word smashed together from "holy day" because they're completely incapable of even the slightest amount of creativity.

[GiglameshDespair]

It's called "Get back to work, citizen."

[Rolepgeek]

Festivitas Rotatum

[Kot]

Fistmas.

[pisskop]

now hold on.
.in an underhiver could get supplies to celebrate festivus :p

and isnt emperor's Day a thing?

im under the impression that the overarching imperium has tge 1 holiday and local systema id government nay have more.  or not

[MetalSlimeHunt]

The typical holidays are Sanginala and the Feast of the Emperor's Ascension.

[TempAcc]

Empire wide ones are prob just Emprah's day and Sanguinala. Specific places prob have their own holidays. Fistmas is probably a thing in the imperial fists' worlds, ultramar prob has smurphinala or something, etc.