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[miauw62]

ITT: fictional politics flamewars

[LordBaal]

Ward is worst but only slightly and now that he's back in the warp Goto is worst.
And the Emperah will come claiming the souls of all the heretics on this thread!

[Grim Portent]

Could some explain the multilasers thing? I don't know what it is.

C.S. Goto wrote a number of terrible novels for Black Library which violated more fluff than anyone else ever has. His novelizations of the Dawn of War games had Sindri Myr as a Khornate Sorcerer, Multilasers on Land Raiders and so on (Astartes don't use Multilasers at all), stuff like that.

He is generally considered one of, if not the, worst authors Black Library has had.

[LordBaal]

Multilasers are kinda like "laser chainguns"
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Multi-laser

[Kot]

Multilasers are kinda like "flashlight chainlights"
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Multi-laser

FTFY

ITT: fictional politics flamewars

Wh40k is srs bsns. Also, speaking of flamewars...

Spoiler: BURN THE HERETIC (click to show/hide)

[Tack]

Also the "Eldar propaganda, sodomize with chainsword" thing is hilarious seeing as Eldar chainswords are better than yours. Thicker. Stronger.

In other news, my latest custom job is gonna be whipping some sigmarines and chaos warriors into Bretonnian Grail Knights.
The stock models don't look any different to the Realm Knights (3 steps down) even though they're S4|T4|I4, while the Sigmary ones are five wounds each. A travesty.
Hopefully I can make them as sexy as their statlines.

[LordBaal]

Eldar chainswords are better than yours. Thicker. Stronger.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Grim Portent]

Also the "Eldar propaganda, sodomize with chainsword" thing is hilarious seeing as Eldar chainswords are better than yours. Thicker. Stronger.

*nitpick* Eldar chainswords are actually thinner, but sharper, stronger, lighter and they make less noise. *end nitpick*

Now back to your regularly scheduled penis joke.

[LordBaal]

[Radio Controlled]

Hey peeps, please try to put large images into a spoiler.

[LordBaal]

Hey peeps, please try to put large images into a spoiler.

Rigth away sir.

[Radio Controlled]

Hey peeps, please try to put large images into a spoiler.

Rigth away sir.

Thanks.

[Rolepgeek]

From what I can tell, in the 40k verse, there are approximately 0 sentient, sapient races capable of forming sustainable long-term governments/societies without everything falling to shit, if they lack some sort of strong/magical authority figure. At least, on a large scale, I think.

Though maybe that's just cuz' eventually no matter what something is bound to go wrong.

War in Heaven/Necrontyr, Slaanesh's birth/Fall of Eldar Empire, Humans/Mankind in general, the Men of Iron and the Age of Strife in particular (though I cannot quite remember whether it was the Dark Age of Technology or the Age of Strife that was kicked off by the massive warp storms and whatnot), Orks in general, Orks in specific, the Mon'tau, moot point for 'Nids...

Also the "Eldar propaganda, sodomize with chainsword" thing is hilarious seeing as Eldar chainswords are better than yours. Thicker. Stronger.

*nitpick* Eldar chainswords are actually thinner, but sharper, stronger, lighter and they make less noise. *end nitpick*

Now back to your regularly scheduled penis joke.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Tack]

Wow I should not have slipped my awesome conversion idea in straight after a dick joke.
Lessons were learned this day.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

New If The Emperor Had A Text-To-Speech Device!