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[LordBaal]

I recall some idiot even giving them recoil in a novel. An autogun sure, a lasgun? Are you on work fungus?

[Teneb]

I recall some idiot even giving them recoil in a novel. An autogun sure, a lasgun? Are you on work fungus?

A lasgun could have recoil due to it vibrating as it discharges the energy. But that's the only way I can see it happening.

That said, perfect accuracy has its own donwsides...

[Loud Whispers]

A lasgun could have recoil due to it vibrating as it discharges the energy. But that's the only way I can see it happening.

That said, perfect accuracy has its own donwsides...

Yeah it's a lot harder to justify the Commissar getting hit in the crossfire

[MetalSlimeHunt]

A lasgun could have recoil due to it vibrating as it discharges the energy. But that's the only way I can see it happening.

That said, perfect accuracy has its own donwsides...

Yeah it's a lot harder to justify the Commissar getting hit in the crossfire

"I can't believe the cultists were all wearing mirrors and reflected a shot into Commissar Peacemurderer's throat like that. He will be missed."

[Dorsidwarf]

A lasgun could have recoil due to it vibrating as it discharges the energy. But that's the only way I can see it happening.

That said, perfect accuracy has its own donwsides...

Yeah it's a lot harder to justify the Commissar getting hit in the crossfire

That's why Imperial Guard friendly-fire paperwork comes with a checkbox for "a grot which nobody saw stole a standard-issue knife and stabbed him while we were distracted by being heroically inspired"

[Rolan7]

"An ork got him!  What kind?  Uh... purple?  Nobody got a good look."

[Loud Whispers]

"An ork got him!  What kind?  Uh... purple?  Nobody got a good look."

After decades of posters warning about Purple Orks assassinating high ranking Imperial Officers, a Kunning Kommando begins to get an idea. They can't catch this purple Ork, so they will become the Purple Ork to become uncatchable

[Urist McScoopbeard]

DIGGAH NOBZ

[Trekkin]

The "purple orks" thing has sometimes made me wonder: we know the orks' gestalt psychic field can make things faster or more durable (or function at all), and it's reasonable to assume that part of the Orks' toughness and resilience derives from their beliefs that "green iz best" and "orks is da biggest an' da strongest" and so forth. So what happens if they agree something doesn't exist? Are purple orks the Ork equivalent of Blanks?

[Tack]

That’s wandering into some scary territory. I don’t know if Orks actually disbelieve anything, their naïveté is so wonderfully destructive.

Plus everyone knows purple Orks are just those un-Orky gitz from da four-armz clan

[Urist McScoopbeard]

DIGGAH NOBZ

[Loud Whispers]

GUD

[Tack]

I feel like some advertising exec somewhere has decided that two part poly-syllablar names are consumer crack somehow but all I can think is how much I don’t want this. Every time I say “boomdakka Snazzwagon” I feel more and more ridiculous.

[spazyak]

I feel like some advertising exec somewhere has decided that two part mono-syllablar names are consumer crack somehow but all I can think is how much I don’t want this. Every time I say “boomdakka Snazzwagon” I feel more and more ridiculous.

I keep wanting to say boom shacka dakka snazzy wagon

[nenjin]

I feel like some advertising exec somewhere has decided that two part mono-syllablar names are consumer crack somehow but all I can think is how much I don’t want this. Every time I say “boomdakka Snazzwagon” I feel more and more ridiculous orky.

Honestly boomdakka Snazzwagon sounds like an Ork's attempt to say something badass like "Thunderhawk Gunship."