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[PewdsRocks]

It ain't all elf lol. Not even all women anymore.
Since Unholy and Elves are with me I'm recruiting men and women and I never had any problem with other species.

And a guild full of criminal types and tainted people? I won't be your problem lol the other 500,000 people will be.

[Unholy_Pariah]

Engineering is making stuff with moving parts, like repeating crossbows and traps and stuff.

[Lyeos]

What happens if he runs out of inventory space or like, someone tries to kill him?

Tch, I'm not taking entire elephants with me anyways. That would be absurd. The animals can eat it - I did their job for them and am being super nice by feeding them.

You sir... are going in a pie for that remark..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTOHl9nD6B0

That gives me an idea.

[kj1225]

Just tainted people. And it's very rude to think that tainted people are automatically evil.

[PewdsRocks]

Well when you aimed it at me I assumed it meant evil since I'm anti-evil.
What do you mean by tainted?

Oh nice engineering will be useful. Hmm gonna need to recruit a few specialist types to do other non combat stuff for the guild as well as a bunch of people to do the manual labor to help them with building and gathering supplies.
I intend for us to make our main base over a big mine so we can clear it out then fortify to give us a steady supply of ores.

[Unholy_Pariah]

What happens if he runs out of inventory space or like, someone tries to kill him?

Tch, I'm not taking entire elephants with me anyways. That would be absurd. The animals can eat it - I did their job for them and am being super nice by feeding them.

You sir... are going in a pie for that remark..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTOHl9nD6B0

That gives me an idea.

I have a really bad feeling about this yhat makes me widh i could watch videos.

[Lyeos]

Just tainted people. And it's very rude to think that tainted people are automatically evil.

It's like racism!

Also, less criminal types, more people willing to accept that it's a game and immoral things must be done to the virtual things to ensure the survival of actual people. Which I think most rational people would be willing to accept.

[StupidElves]

What happens if he runs out of inventory space or like, someone tries to kill him?

Tch, I'm not taking entire elephants with me anyways. That would be absurd. The animals can eat it - I did their job for them and am being super nice by feeding them.

You sir... are going in a pie for that remark..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTOHl9nD6B0

That gives me an idea.

I have a really bad feeling about this yhat makes me widh i could watch videos.

It's a song from a musical that I enjoy.

Here's the lyrics

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MRS. LOVETT
That's all very well, but what we gonna do about him?
SWEENEY TODD
Later on when it's dark, we'll take it to some secret place and bury him
LOVETT
Oh yeah. Of course we could do that. I don't 'spose he's got any relatives gonna come pokin' 'round lookin' for him.

Seems a downright shame...

TODD
Shame?

LOVETT
Seems an awful waste...
Such a nice, plump frame
Wot's 'is name has...
Had...
Has
Nor it can't be traced...
Bus'ness needs a lift,
Debts to be erased...
Think of it as thrift,
As a gift,
If you get my drift

Seems an awful waste...
I mean, with the price of meat
What it is,
When you get it,
If you get it...

TODD
Ah!

LOVETT
Good, you got it!

Take, for instance, Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop!
Bus'ness never better using only pussycats and toast!
Now a pussy's good for maybe six or seven at the most!
And I'm sure they can't compare as far as taste!

[Simultaneously]

TODD
Mrs. Lovett, what a charming notion

LOVETT
Well, it does seem a waste...

TODD
Eminently practical
And yet appropriate as always!

LOVETT
Think about it...

TODD
Mrs. Lovett, how I've lived
Without you all these years, I'll never know!
How delectable!
Also undetectable!

LOVETT
Lots of other gentlemen'll
Soon be comin' for a shave,
Won't they?
Think of
All them
Pies!

TODD
How choice!
How
Rare!
For what's the sound of the world out there?

LOVETT
What, Mr. Todd?
What, Mr. Todd?
What is that sound?

TODD
Those crunching noises pervading the air!

LOVETT
Yes, Mr. Todd!
Yes, Mr. Todd!
Yes, all around!

TODD
It's man devouring man, my dear!

BOTH:
And/Then who are we to deny it in here?

TODD
(spoken) These are desperate times,
Mrs. Lovett, and desperate measures are called for!

LOVETT
Here we are, now! Hot out of the oven!

TODD
What is that?

LOVETT:
It's priest. Have a little priest.

TODD
Is it really good?

LOVETT
Sir, it's too good, at least!
Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh,
So it's pretty fresh.

TODD
Awful lot of fat.

LOVETT
Only where it sat.

TODD
Haven't you got poet, or something like that?

LOVETT
No, y'see, the trouble with poet is
'Ow do you know it's deceased?
Try the priest!

Lawyer's rather nice.

TODD
If it's for a price.

LOVETT
Order something else, though, to follow,
Since no one should swallow it twice!

TODD
Anything that's lean?

LOVETT
Well, then, if you're British and loyal,
You might enjoy Royal Marine!
Anyway, it's clean.
Though of course, it tastes of wherever it's been!

TODD
Is that squire, on the fire?

LOVETT
Mercy no, sir, look closer,
You'll notice it's grocer!

TODD
Looks thicker,
More like vicar!

LOVETT
No, it has to be grocer --
(Loud whisper) It's green!

TODD
The history of the world, my love --

LOVETT
Save a lot of graves,
Do a lot of relatives favors!

TODD
Is those below serving those up above!

LOVETT
Ev'rybody shaves,
So there should be plenty of flavors!

TODD
How gratifying for once to know

BOTH
That those above will serve those down below!

TODD
What is that?

LOVETT
It's fop.
Finest in the shop.
And we have some shepherd's pie peppered
With actual shepherd on top!
And I've just begun --
Here's the politician, so oily
It's served with a doily,
Have one!

TODD
Put it on a bun.
Well, you never know if it's going to run!

LOVETT
Try the friar,
Fried, it's drier!

TODD
No, the clergy is really
Too coarse and too mealy!


LOVETT
Then actor,
It's compacter!

TODD
Ah but always arrives overdone!
(spoken) I'll come again when you have judge on the menu!

(singing) Have charity towards the world, my pet!

LOVETT
Yes, yes, I know, my love!

TODD
We'll take the customers that we can get!

LOVETT
High-born and low, my love!

TODD
We'll not discriminate great from small!
No, we'll serve anyone,
Meaning anyone (LOVETT sings "we'll serve anyone")

BOTH
And to anyone
At

TODD
All!

[PewdsRocks]

Meh as long as you don't rob or harm npc's who are the other players with us I don't really mind. She won't agree with it or do it herself but she won't try to punish you for it.

Maybe be a bit snarky.

[kj1225]

You know, all purpely and black and tentaclely and sharp toothed.

[Lyeos]

You know, all purpely and black and tentaclely and sharp toothed.

If there are women I'm in.
...
Yes, I'm joking.

[3man75]

Just tainted people. And it's very rude to think that tainted people are automatically evil.

It's like racism!

Also, less criminal types, more people willing to accept that it's a game and immoral things must be done to the virtual things to ensure the survival of actual people. Which I think most rational people would be willing to accept.

Agreed.

But I may have a bias to be anti pews now. Xml summit pewd, why u gone and make me wanna dislike youz?

[PewdsRocks]

Dunno why you do but I don't really mind either way.

[ZalkozDestbro]

Soon the fun will begin ..... sooooooooooooooon~

[Lyeos]

Soon the fun will begin ..... sooooooooooooooon~

Maybe.

I may have to take down the elephants with poison.
They're probably gonna suffer.
Poor, poor virtual elephants.
Your tusks are mine.
To sell.


And then kj can cook them or something.
I dunno.
Pancakes.