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BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Stuck in an MMO Pre-Game Planning
« Reply #885 on: July 06, 2014, 03:42:04 pm »

Very good. Now, tell me what happens when someone throws rocks at a rate equalling that of a mcahine gun?

They die.
...hmm? How exactly does throwing rocks cause you to die?
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kj1225

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Re: Stuck in an MMO Pre-Game Planning
« Reply #886 on: July 06, 2014, 03:42:41 pm »

You make other people die due to physics.
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StupidElves

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Re: Stuck in an MMO Pre-Game Planning
« Reply #887 on: July 06, 2014, 03:42:51 pm »

Exertion. Too much hard work causes death.
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Re: Stuck in an MMO Pre-Game Planning
« Reply #888 on: July 06, 2014, 03:45:20 pm »

You're using real world logic for a game.
Incidentally, I'm fairly certain an ordinary human being can't throw rocks at that rate.
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StupidElves

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Re: Stuck in an MMO Pre-Game Planning
« Reply #889 on: July 06, 2014, 03:46:29 pm »

But if they could they would die.
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Re: Stuck in an MMO Pre-Game Planning
« Reply #890 on: July 06, 2014, 03:48:47 pm »

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Like I said, you're applying real world logic to a game.
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Re: Stuck in an MMO Pre-Game Planning
« Reply #891 on: July 06, 2014, 04:27:59 pm »

Wouldnt throwing rocks use dex anyway?
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Stuck in an MMO Pre-Game Planning
« Reply #892 on: July 06, 2014, 04:34:28 pm »

Wouldnt throwing rocks use dex anyway?
For accuracy, yes.
But what does accuracy matter when you're throwing at least 3 rocks per throw? You're bound to hit something.
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Re: Stuck in an MMO Pre-Game Planning
« Reply #893 on: July 06, 2014, 04:50:32 pm »

Oooh i just had best idea.

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Leprechaun will get all of the rare drops.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Stuck in an MMO Pre-Game Planning
« Reply #894 on: July 06, 2014, 05:24:01 pm »

You have to kill something to get loot. Good luck with that.
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Re: Stuck in an MMO Pre-Game Planning
« Reply #895 on: July 06, 2014, 05:25:53 pm »

I can see people making deals for him to get last hit and then trading equipment that he doesn't/can't use.
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Re: Stuck in an MMO Pre-Game Planning
« Reply #896 on: July 06, 2014, 05:36:11 pm »

Another good reason for not joining the team.
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Re: Stuck in an MMO Pre-Game Planning
« Reply #897 on: July 06, 2014, 05:37:25 pm »

Thats everyone but 3man done. Could go now and add him in when he's got a sheet finished tomorrow.

Shows how much you care :(

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Re: Stuck in an MMO Pre-Game Planning
« Reply #898 on: July 06, 2014, 05:38:55 pm »

I'm not gonna help with cheating.
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Re: Stuck in an MMO Pre-Game Planning
« Reply #899 on: July 06, 2014, 05:40:48 pm »

Thats everyone but 3man done. Could go now and add him in when he's got a sheet finished tomorrow.

Shows how much you care :(
Well we cooooouuuld.

I'm not gonna help with cheating.
"Exploiting game mechanics" sounds much better and is much more accurate.
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