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[Senshuken]

Thank you.

As for the Enforcer being killed by a gnome... You have to give the gnome credit, considering she used a spanner and managed to land a head shot with it. That takes dedication.

[Boltgun]

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[Senshuken]

Meet the Apothecary.

Many of my kin don't seem to understand why I would take the time and effort to study and become an Apothecary instead of spending my education doing what they did; Going to parties, getting shit faced on drugs or alcohol and having some fun with just about anything that moved (And a lot of stuff that didn't). Not surprising that they don't understand due to the fact that their brains get so little of the blood that is pumping through their veins.

I became an Apothecary for a number of reasons. As the one that is called upon to deal with injuries and illness, I am in a very influential position. My control and knowledge of various drugs and how they interact with each other once ingested means that I am almost always ensured an invitation to whatever party is being thrown at any given time; The right combinations can bring on the purest of bliss or the most horrific of pains that a whip is simply unable to match.

Not to mention the freedom I get while inspecting a patient for injuries to ensure that everything is in working. The nine females to one male ratio really pays off here and I have yet to encounter a patient who complained about my check ups just yet.

So why am I an Apothecary? Because a mans got to compete with the Tentacle monsters somehow.

-Senshuken, Apothecary of Lovewhirls.

[Boltgun]

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[Senshuken]

So are we under siege by dwarfs, gnomes or other?

[Meph]

Humans.

[Senshuken]

So other than...

Good. We could use some taller slaves. The dwarfs can't reach the stuff on the top shelf.

[Twi]

Posting to watch. Except I'm pretty sure you don't need to do that, but w/e~

[Boltgun]

So other than...

Good. We could use some taller slaves. The dwarfs can't reach the stuff on the top shelf.

They are also macemans, time to smelt some galena. 

[Boltgun]

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[Uristides]

I like this. The dwarf whose first reaction upon the prospect of being captured by succubuses was making an oath of celibacy made me laugh a lot.

PTW.

[Taupe]

All those old masons sure were suicidal. someone has to take charge of the building effort around this place, lest our entire workforce ends up sleeping with the tentacle-wielding-multimouth fishes at the bottom of the river. I henceforth volunteer for the succubification.

[chaosfiend]

One heck of a fort you have going here. Really exciting read. Too bad I didnt read and comment earlier, cause if possible, I'd like to be Succubied, but as a Kobold/Imp! Named Lil' Chaos.

[yangabriel]

in my fort i have lord of pain `-` should i keep him or put a girl in the place?

and how i train the lord of pain?

[94dima94]

PTW, I'm learning a lot about this race, thanks.  Is the fort still active?