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Author Topic: RTD of the Apocalypse. Now there's too many 3's!  (Read 6454 times)

Crimson

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Find something that can help patch up my wound.
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Eat the food. Equip the knife.
(3) You stuff food down your gob,you have a stomach ache,you hold your knife.

Head out into the wasteland with my chocolate bars and staff.
(5) Your greeted by a zombie,(4) You proceed to splatter it's brains across the road.

Go outside and kill some mutants with my mitts.
(2) Your mitts are spontaneously ripped to shreds by (6) several dogs fused into one.

Wake up and try to remember some karate moves.
(3) You wake up,you remember the way of the crippled mule,where you trudge the wasteland at a very slow rate.

Racket attack.
(3) Your greeted by 2 zombies,(5) you spin with your racket in front of you and pulverize the zombies brains all in one move.

Find a hatchet or axe if some kind. Or maybe a smaller self-defense weapon.
(3) You find a axe blade.

Find something that can help patch up my wound.
(6) You find an entire first aid kit,however it's gonna take a while to sew your wound shut,and for some reason it doesn't come with any bandages. (2) Your wound starts bleeding.
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Go for a stroll through the nearest park while whistling showtunes.
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Re: RTD of the Apocalypse. Now there's too many 3's!
« Reply #33 on: June 26, 2014, 09:24:16 pm »

Attach the axe blade to the barrel of my rifle.
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Crimson

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Re: RTD of the Apocalypse. Now there's too many 3's!
« Reply #34 on: June 26, 2014, 11:21:32 pm »

Try to stop the bleeding with the first aid kit.
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NAV

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Re: RTD of the Apocalypse. Now there's too many 3's!
« Reply #35 on: June 26, 2014, 11:41:20 pm »

Look for a skateboard or something.
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Re: RTD of the Apocalypse. Now there's too many 3's!
« Reply #36 on: June 26, 2014, 11:49:01 pm »

Hm... While Mule is quite fine indeed, I surely had learnt aggressive Tiger as well and dabbled in other styles.
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

The Froggy Ninja

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Considering I no longer have hands I do some crazy grasshopper jump kicks.

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Re: RTD of the Apocalypse. Now there's too many 3's!
« Reply #38 on: June 28, 2014, 04:11:04 am »

(Anyone know of a cure for procrastination? As you may have noticed it takes me a while to update my RtDs.)

Go for a stroll through the nearest park while whistling showtunes.
(3) Zombies don't like showtunes it seems,2 of them appear,one of them is rather strong and throws a garbage can at you (3) it goes right through your racket.

Attach the axe blade to the barrel of my rifle.
(4) You manage to find some duct tape and tape it,it's now hard to aim with due to weight (1- to shooting) but at least you have something to use when the zombies get close.

Try to stop the bleeding with the first aid kit.
(6) You start fixing it,you manage to stop the bleeding but you see a zombie crawling through the window,probably what shattered it in the first place.

Look for a skateboard or something.
(1) You find a board,it's in a sort of L shape,you accidentally step on causing it to snap up like a rake and hit you in the guts.

Hm... While Mule is quite fine indeed, I surely had learnt aggressive Tiger as well and dabbled in other styles.
(5) Now that you think of it you do know of the ferocious lion and the precise eagle and the agile cougar. (1+ to killing 1+ to hitting and 1+ to avoiding respectively but you can only have one running at any given time.)

Considering I no longer have hands I do some crazy grasshopper jump kicks.
(2) You try to kick the dog but due to the slight loss of balance from losing your hands you end up messing up the kick entirely. (4) It tries to leap onto you but you avoid it.


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Re: RTD of the Apocalypse. Now there's too many 3's!
« Reply #39 on: June 28, 2014, 04:52:04 am »

Carry up my bag and the first aid kit (or what's left of it) then escape through the other side of the house.
« Last Edit: June 28, 2014, 04:56:58 am by Crimson »
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Re: RTD of the Apocalypse. Now there's too many 3's!
« Reply #40 on: June 28, 2014, 04:57:06 am »

Charge out of the house.
"LEEEEEROOOOY JEEEEEENKINS!"
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Re: RTD of the Apocalypse. Now there's too many 3's!
« Reply #41 on: June 28, 2014, 08:44:12 am »

Count my supplies and observe defences.

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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

The Froggy Ninja

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Re: RTD of the Apocalypse. Now there's too many 3's!
« Reply #42 on: June 28, 2014, 08:55:40 am »

Kick it! Kick it in the heads!

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Re: RTD of the Apocalypse. Now there's too many 3's!
« Reply #43 on: June 28, 2014, 09:26:37 am »

Go outside. Remember that one time I took that college course on zombie apocalypse survival and how to use improvised weapons.
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Re: RTD of the Apocalypse. Now there's too many 3's!
« Reply #44 on: June 28, 2014, 09:41:20 am »

Take the board, it has useful potentially deadly properties. Keep walking down the road looking for zombies to splat.
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.
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