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[adwarf]

Open door.

[Prophet]

Actually, that door doesn't look long enough to bridge the gap. Better just open it.

+1

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Name: Leeroy Jenkins the Fourteen Million Four Hundred Ninety-Five Thousand Four Hundred Sixty-Fourth
HP: 10/10
Stamina: 10/10
Inventory: Blowtorch, Datapad, Laser Pistol, Lignum Shots x2, Crystalized Kol x5

You go through the door and...awesome!  An ancient platformer room!  With two different paths!  You wonder which one you should take...and also if they hid some loot in the room somewhere.  They always hide invisible loot.  Video games always tell you that, and everyone knows video games always tell the truth!

[WillowLuman]

Feel every surface like a blind man, look for that loot!

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Feel every surface like a blind man, look for that loot!

Every surface?

[WillowLuman]

4x the arms = 17x the feeling ability!

[Prophet]

Feel every surface like a blind man, look for that loot!

+1

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Name: Leeroy Jenkins the Fourteen Million Four Hundred Ninety-Five Thousand Four Hundred Sixty-Fourth
HP: 10/10
Stamina: 10/10
Inventory: Blowtorch, Datapad, Laser Pistol, Lignum Shots x2, Crystalized Kol x5

You go to feel every surface from where you stand.  When you try to inspect the pit walls, you fall into the pit, which slides you right into the cooling tower.

Hundreds of Years Later...

(1d5 Mutation roll: 5.  Required for mutation: 5
Mutation Roll: 17 (Double layer of Teeth))

Name: Leeroy Jenkins the Fourteen Million Four Hundred Ninety-Five Thousand Six Hundred Thirty-Fifth
HP: 10/10
Stamina: 10/10
Inventory: Blowtorch, Datapad, Laser Pistol, Lignum Shots x2, Crystalized Kol x5

You are now Leeroy Jenkins the Fourteen Million Four Hundred Ninety-Five Thousand Six Hundred Thirty-Fifth.  You are a part of no organization in particular and have just docked your ship on a floating wreck with only superficial damage to check on the crew and loot the ship and any surviving crew for all they're worth after blasting a decayed old ship.  What do you do?

(You really should have seen that coming, considering how...stupid these people are.)

[WillowLuman]

Look into that engine pit to see if there's anything lootable down there.

[adwarf]

Cut out a rectangular piece of the hallway we're in long enough to place over the pit. Horizontally place it over the pit.

[Prophet]

Yell LLLLLLEEEEEERRROOOOYYY JJJEEENNNKKIINNSS. While trying to jump over pit of doom. ((Why? Because I find it amusing.))

[WillowLuman]

((Metagame: Zanz will probably get bored if you intentionally make him draw the same scene over and over. Let's only be gung-ho, not outright suicidal))

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

((Metagame: Zanz will probably get bored if you intentionally make him draw the same scene over and over. Let's only be gung-ho, not outright suicidal))

Actually, I just copy down the BBCcode of the old images.  When you screw up, all I have to do is pull down the images from an earlier update.  There is barely any work needed right now besides writing how you die.

[Prophet]

((OK. My suggestion is no longer strikedthrough. For the Jenkins CHARGE!))

[WillowLuman]

((Metagame: Zanz will probably get bored if you intentionally make him draw the same scene over and over. Let's only be gung-ho, not outright suicidal))

Actually, I just copy down the BBCcode of the old images.  When you screw up, all I have to do is pull down the images from an earlier update.  There is barely any work needed right now besides writing how you die.

Until we start accumulating mutations...

Untold millenia in the future, mankind has lots of multiples of 4 in their bodyplan