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[Lyeos]

"I bit my tongue."
But make it sound like you actually bit your tongue.

[NRDL]

"I bit my tongue."
But make it sound like you actually bit your tongue.

+1

Also, why does it still say we're writhing and shaking on the ground?

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Whatever are you talking about?

[NRDL]

 

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"You bit your tongue. Of course."
Tarnoth is staring oddly at you. You get the feeling he'd be trying to kill you if you hadn't sounded as though you bit your tongue, though, so it's not all bad.
What do you do?

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Healthy
Possessing a muscular elf's body.
Standing

Spoiler: Inventory/Spells/Skills (click to show/hide)

Minor Fire Magic (Spell)(DB): Allows for shooting of small fireballs, generating small fires and other small fire-related things.
Depossession (Spell)(CB): Allows you to make a quick exit from the body you're currently possessing.
Thievery (Skill): Gives a minor bonus of +1 to thievery related things, regardless of actual body.
Friendly With Cats (Trait): Cats grow to like you very quickly, and are likely to listen to your commands.
Leather Armour (Armour): All damage dealt is reduced by 1. Covers Torso, Shoulders, Arms, and Legs.
BFS (Sword): A giant sword, about as long as you and 40cm wide, appears to be made of steel upon closer inspection. Close-Range weapon, Has Long Reach, Very Slow, Heavy.
Basic Clothes: Underwear, socks, shirt, you get the idea. Removes Nude status.

[Lyeos]

Keep walking. Talk about how much your race sucks - if he seems surprised, tell him you were busy contemplating it. Make it sound as if you bit your tongue.

[NRDL]

This seems bad.  So tempted to suggest abandoning ship.  +1 to the above, for now.  But get ready to bail.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

As soon a you start saying this, Tarnoth lunges at you with his axe, which he in strapped at some point. (13 vs 10) You successfully dodge out of the way, and pull your BFS of your back.
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, AND WHY ARE YOU POSSESING WIMIR?!"
What do you do?

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Healthy
Possessing a muscular elf's body.
Standing

Spoiler: Inventory/Spells/Skills (click to show/hide)

Minor Fire Magic (Spell)(DB): Allows for shooting of small fireballs, generating small fires and other small fire-related things.
Depossession (Spell)(CB): Allows you to make a quick exit from the body you're currently possessing.
Thievery (Skill): Gives a minor bonus of +1 to thievery related things, regardless of actual body.
Friendly With Cats (Trait): Cats grow to like you very quickly, and are likely to listen to your commands.
Leather Armour (Armour): All damage dealt is reduced by 1. Covers Torso, Shoulders, Arms, and Legs.
BFS (Sword): A giant sword, about as long as you and 40cm wide, appears to be made of steel upon closer inspection. Close-Range weapon, Has Long Reach, Very Slow, Heavy.
Basic Clothes: Underwear, socks, shirt, you get the idea. Removes Nude status.

[Lyeos]

"I am Jyak and I was hoping to get to a town! I possessed him because you would attack me in my normal form, don't worry, he's still in here! I can leave him, but if you kill me like this, he'll die! I'm not your enemy, if I was going to kill you, I would have done so already!"

Dodge!

[Prophet]

"I am Jyak and I was hoping to get to a town! I possessed him because you would attack me in my normal form, don't worry, he's still in here! I can leave him, but if you kill me like this, he'll die! I'm not your enemy, if I was going to kill you, I would have done so already!"

Dodge!

+1

[Shadestyle]

But... we left him a blithering husk i thought...

[BlitzDungeoneer]

But... we left him a blithering husk i thought...

It's called lying.

[Yourmaster]

"I am Jyak and I was hoping to get to a town! I possessed him because you would attack me in my normal form, don't worry, he's still in here! I can leave him, but if you kill me like this, he'll die! I'm not your enemy, if I was going to kill you, I would have done so already!"

Dodge!

+1

+1

[Shadestyle]

Make at least a weak effort to cure our host of his insanity.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"Of course you are. And I'm the King!"
Tarnoth lunges again, but (16 vs 15) you just barely dodge his attack. It seems he doesn't believe you.
Meanwhile, you attempt to force some memories of talking into the elf's mind. He has started blathering on about cheese and swords now.
What do?
((Nothing has changed, so no sheet for you.))