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[BlitzDungeoneer]

Hmm... Okay, so you get that. Now second question is;
If you were to take over the world, how would you go about it?

[NRDL]

Possess humans into worshiping us, killing each other, some combination of the two, until the only people on Earth that are left are our cultists, and cats.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Huh. Okay, so Possesion as well. Last question;
Do you know what the Evil Overlord List is?

[Lyeos]

Indeed! In fact, "One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation."

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Indeed! In fact, "One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation."

((I remember that one. It's actually fairly amusing, because an average 5 year ok would make a damn good advisor for some Evil Overlords in certain shows.))

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Well then, let's see what you get... 6. Okay, so you get Minor Fire Magic. Well then, see ya! Hope you have fun. And let's see if you have what it takes to be an Evil Overlord. Or perphaps you'll be something different, I dunno.
You are vaguely aware that you are being warped to some place or other. You are dropped off in a... forest? It's the middle of the night.
What do you do?

[Lyeos]

Minor fire magic? Tiny ball of flame that actively avoids setting any plants on fire and strictly provides illumination. That, of course, after we float above the trees, being a gaseous being.

[~Neri]

Fire everything!

[Lyeos]

Fire everything!

Yes, let's make our first action so incredibly stupid that we'll likely injure ourself.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

You're made of gas. It might, currently anyway, be flammable. What do you think will happen?

[NAV]

Burn it all!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Huh. I never really noticed, but apparently most of the Bay12ers here are pyromaniacs.

[~Neri]

You Just realized this?

[Lyeos]

Huh. I never really noticed, but apparently most of the Bay12ers here are pyromaniacs.

I am, actually, but there's a difference between being a pyromaniac and being a stupid pyromaniac. Ugh. Could we at least accomplish something before screwing ourselves over?

... I never thought I would have to be the one to say that.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

You Just realized this?

I don't really see any Bay12ers interact with fire much, excluding DF, and in DF it is a perfectly viable tactic. Excuse me for not noticing.