You float towards where you think the voices came from. Upon arrival, you see a fairly tall bearded fellow with an oversized axe hanging from his back, and he's wearing some damn fine iron armour. The other person is...
An elf, and a male one. So, not a female. He's wearing some leather armour, along with a BFS strapped to his back. It's really fairly amusing, because once you get a close look at him, you notice he's really friggin' muscular, and then you think that the voice might have come from either...
Thank god you can't talk, or make any sound at all. You might have started laughing there. Anyway, you wait for one of them to talk so as to determine which one is the possesor of the feminine voice.
-10 minutes later-
Finally, one of them speaks!
"Dammit, where the hell is that orb?!' That comes from the bearded fellow, and it's the vaguely gravelly voice. You attempt to possess the elf (9+1+1 vs 4+?) and you succeed. You suddenly find yourself beside the bearded fellow, in possession of a muscular body. You can hear the elf screaming at the back of your head to let him back out.
What do you do?
Healthy
Possessing a muscular elf's body.
Walking.
Minor Fire Magic (Spell)(DB): Allows for shooting of small fireballs, generating small fires and other small fire-related things.
Depossession (Spell)(CB): Allows you to make a quick exit from the body you're currently possessing.
Thievery (Skill): Gives a minor bonus of +1 to thievery related things, regardless of actual body.
Friendly With Cats (Trait): Cats grow to like you very quickly, and are likely to listen to your commands.
Leather Armour (Armour): All damage dealt is reduced by 1. Covers Torso, Shoulders, Arms, and Legs.
BFS (Sword): A giant sword, about as long as you and 40cm wide, appears to be made of steel upon closer inspection. Close-Range weapon, Has Long Reach, Very Slow, Heavy.
Basic Clothes: Underwear, socks, shirt, you get the idea. Removes Nude status.