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Author Topic: [SG] Gun Francisco: Guntarctica  (Read 3952 times)

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[SG] Gun Francisco: Guntarctica
« on: June 23, 2014, 09:49:18 am »


"If there is one place that the peoples have not burned to the ground yet, it's Guntarctica. And the Ammoon. And that one fast food bar on the road to the Machinese border." - Gorbachev, human raider, 2055

After the Atomic War ended, the world was left in a mutant-infested turmoil. Most of the continents were annihilated, and only the toughest ones survived, and even then they ended up as horrifying mutants - except they are not all that scary. Except for those who are. And they are very scary. And very rare.

Most people have accepted guns as objects of worship, as they have dictated the current state of the world, and nowadays are rather rare. The few remaining ones are usually one's most prized possession, and are also the sign of power. Ammunition has become everyday currency, while pre-war money has become worthless paper and is mostly used as fuel.

Guns are not the only thing that matter however. People have been mutating since day 1 of the apocalypse, and are often given new and unique powers thanks to it. Thus, the primary mutagen - Muta-Cola, is now very sought-after, and is easily considered the post-apocalyptic gold. However, fewer and fewer cans of this radioactive beverage remain, but stories tell of other types of mutagens being traded on the black market (which is to say, all markets) that can mutate the drinker in ways never seen before, but the effects of those sketchy mutagen drinks are not known until it's too late...

When not fighting over ammo, Muta-Cola, guns or all of the above, the humans, frogs and birds of the wasteland tend to spend their time at their makeshift bases scattered across the land, planning their next move...

...And once the resources of the civlized continents have been almost completely depleted, they all turn towards the last untouched place on Earth...

Antarctica.
Or rather...
Guntarctica.

Because you know that when gun-obsessed mutants take over the world everything needs to have a gun-related pun in its name. Gundamnit, those people...

Head to the ever-so-slowly melting South Pole and make it yours before anyone else does!

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Who are you and how many guns do you have?
Scratch that, you have none. Explosives?

No, forget about those too. All you have is a melee weapon. What melee weapon do you have?
Lastly...A, B or C?
« Last Edit: June 23, 2014, 10:03:14 am by DarkDXZ »
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Re: [SG] Gun Francisco: Guntarctica
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2014, 12:22:47 pm »

Race: Frog
Melee weapon: Shovel
A
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Re: [SG] Gun Francisco: Guntarctica
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2014, 12:27:05 pm »

Our name is James Stevenson, we are Human, our Melee weapon is a Plasma Lance.
Also, B.
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Re: [SG] Gun Francisco: Guntarctica
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2014, 01:28:09 pm »

Race: Bird
Weapon: Chainsaw
C
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Re: [SG] Gun Francisco: Guntarctica
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2014, 01:32:52 pm »

Human, shovel, c.
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Re: [SG] Gun Francisco: Guntarctica
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2014, 01:43:19 pm »

Race: Frog
Melee weapon: Shovel
A
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Re: [SG] Gun Francisco: Guntarctica
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2014, 03:07:15 pm »

James Stevenson
Human OR Frog (2x) Make your choice!
Shovel! (x3)
C! (x3)

[Real post coming once the choice between human and frog is made.]
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Re: [SG] Gun Francisco: Guntarctica
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2014, 03:25:51 pm »

Frog!
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Re: [SG] Gun Francisco: Guntarctica
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2014, 03:26:27 pm »

No, Human! They are the superior race!
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Re: [SG] Gun Francisco: Guntarctica
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2014, 03:30:41 pm »

Frogs! Because they are like dwarfs but green.
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Re: [SG] Gun Francisco: Guntarctica
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2014, 03:37:43 pm »

Human! They're like dorfs but taller.
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Re: [SG] Gun Francisco: Guntarctica
« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2014, 03:38:55 pm »

Frog
Shovel
C
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Re: [SG] Gun Francisco: Guntarctica
« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2014, 06:06:37 pm »

Our name is James Stevenson, we are Human, our Melee weapon is a Plasma Lance.
Also, B.
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Re: [SG] Gun Francisco: Guntarctica
« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2014, 06:08:53 pm »

guns are rare, I highly doubt plasma weapons won't be the same, if they even exist.
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Re: [SG] Gun Francisco: Guntarctica
« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2014, 06:11:59 pm »

Well the plasma lance is a melee weapon, I say get it cause it can be used as a polearm or a cutting implement or a welding implement. Even if we don't have fuel for it, we can still kill that fucker with the chainsaw cause we can hit from further away.
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