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[Lyeos]

Ammilek pops open her abdomen in front of Moth, since apparently he wasn't planning to look away, and places her gun back inside after moving something that seems to be covered with blades back a bit. Aaand then it's back closed, her dress is on normally, and she's back to looking for Kyle.

[Prophet]

Bartender: "That will be two coppers sir."

[kj1225]

((Four. He ordered two.))

[Lyeos]

Bartender: "Two coppers each, that is. You two wouldn't happen to be heading to the market later, would you? If you are, could you deliver a message for me?"

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Depends. Would I be getting paid?

[Lyeos]

Bartender: "Kid, if you expect people to pay you for delivering a message to a place you're already intending to go, you're going to have a hard time making it in the real world. No, I will not pay you to deliver a message to a place that's within a mile, especially since I asked if you were already planning to go there."

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Meh. Wasn't expecting you to actually say yes, but it's always good to ask. Might miss out on oppurtunities if you don't. So, what's the message? I'll deliver it for ya.

[Lyeos]

Bartender: "When you get there, you should see a midget with a bushy red beard selling meat - can't miss him if you hear his voice, sounds like a dying frog when he talks. Tell 'im if he doesn't deliver that shipment of troll livers, I'll tell his wife what he's been doing with Lucian's daughter."

[BlitzDungeoneer]

...It's a dwarf, isn't it. You trying to get me killed?

[Lyeos]

Bartender: "Nope, he's human. About the size of a dwarf, though. Don't worry, you'll be fine! He's friendly, for the most part. Just a bit lazy."

[BlitzDungeoneer]

...Then why would you have me threaten him? For that matter, do you even know what I am?

[Lyeos]

Bartender:"Because I've asked him to deliver them three times already, and he keeps saying he'll do it the day after. I can't pick 'em up because he won't tell anyone where he keeps his food stored. And no, but I don't particularly care. All types are welcome here as long as you don't disturb the others."

The bartender gestures at a group of Orcs across the room as if to show an example.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Fine, I'll deliver it. So, he's at the market? Good, good.
Lytle places 4 copper onto the table/whatever.
So, drinks?

[Lyeos]

The bartender totally gives him that drink he gave Kyle instead, just to get a laugh out of it.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

...Are you sure this is beer? It doesn't look like beer.