I took some time to fix forum-dwarves script (if you don't know what's this: here's a sample of what it does)
Tosid Zartosid, "Tosid Zartosid", Miner
Tosid Zartosid has been quite content lately. She has witnessed death. She slept in a very good bedroom recently. She admired a fine Door lately. She admired own fine Bed lately. She gave somebody water lately. She was disgusted by a miasma lately. She has been satisfied at work lately.
She is a worshipper of The Oil of Beaks and a worshipper of Athser.
She is a citizen of The Ring of Sun. She is a member of The Complex Clasp. She arrived at Kilrudk„l n on the 15th of Granite in the year 199.
She is seventy years old, born on the 11th of Moonstone in the year 130.
Her left lower leg is bruised.
She is very fat. Her hair is quite sparse. Her very long hair is neatly combed. Her ears have great swinging lobes. Her nose is extraordinarily broad. She has a low voice. Her head is tall. Her eyelashes are quite long. Her hair is dark taupe. Her skin is ecru. Her eyes are bronze.
She is very flimsy.
Tosid Zartosid likes saltpeter, lay pewter, shell opal, clear glass, the color violet, beds, rabbits for their ability to burrow and blackberry bushes for their fruit. When possible, she prefers to consume grackle, long yam plants, radish wine and pineapples. She absolutely detests jumping spiders.
She has great creativity and a sharp intellect, but she has little willpower and quite poor focus.
Like others in her culture, she holds craftsdwarfship to be of the highest ideals and celebrates talented artisans and their masterworks, has a great deal of respect for the law, greatly prizes loyalty, values family greatly, believes that honesty is a high ideal, greatly respects artists and their works, really respects those that take the time to master a skill, deeply respects those that work hard at their labors, finds merrymaking and partying worthwhile activities, values martial prowess, values leisure time, respects commerce and finds nature somewhat disturbing. She personally is completely put off by the idea of friends, dislikes cooperation and does not care about fairness. She dreams of mastering a skill, and this dream was realized.
She is obsessed with details and will often take a great deal of extra time to make sure things are done the right way. She can be very happy and optimistic. She only rarely feels strong cravings or urges. She has an overbearing personality. She forms only fleeting and rare emotional bonds with others. She has little time for forgiveness and will generally seek retribution. She enjoys being in crowds. She thinks she is fairly important in the grand scheme of things. She doesn't cling tightly to ideas and is open to changing her mind. She can occasionally lose focus on the matter at hand. She has a noticeable lack of perseverance. She is quite comfortable with others that have a different appearance or culture. She tries to keep her things orderly. She doesn't mind a little tumult and discord in day-to-day living. She is quite polite. She isn't given to flights of fancy. She doesn't focus on material goods. She exhales slowly and deliberately when she starts getting bored. She begins to talk in a monotone when she is bored. When she's thinking hard, she has a habit of licking her lips. She needs alcohol to get through the working day. She likes working outdoors and grumbles only mildly at inclement weather.
A short, sturdy creature fond of drink and industry.
It works for item and creature descriptions as well as a couple other screens (like manual).
If people are interested I can also add support for announcements and combat reports. Let me know.