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[DarkArtemisFowl]

"What would you have us do, oh almighty being?
Well, for starts, how the heck do we get out of here? _Please?"

Ask.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Fly around. Try to possess the god.

You float around. The god isn't here, however. And even if he was, you wouldn't be able to possess him.

Do you want us to murder someone?

"You want us to fight something? Because I can do that."

Make my stance on fighting known.

"What you want?"

What is our quest?

I'd blaspheme some more but that seems bad idea in white and empty room.

So what do you need ?

"Perhaps. Currently, I want to test out your abilities."

Oskar waves his cleavers in the air

"Why are you yelling in bold, invisible man?"

converse

"I am not yelling. What is this bold you speak of?"

"What would you have us do, oh almighty being?
Well, for starts, how the heck do we get out of here? _Please?"

Ask.

"I will let you out when I feel like letting you out. Now, let the test begin!"

And with that, 5 Goblins, 2 Orcs and 1 Skeleton appear.

[Sarrak]

With a positively insane warcry, viking ran straight into enemies, shield-first.

[Beirus]

"A fight? OH YEEEEAAAH!"

Introduce Skullsmasher to the Orcs, violently. Parry any attacks with Skullsmasher.

[NAV]

Go and parry all their attacks with a pillow.

[Alev]

Be happy I'm not yet solid.

[Pancaek]

"Enemies, enemies for Oskar! WHAAAAAGH!"

Rush the goblins, assault them with cleavers while dodging their flimsy attacks

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Waiting on 2 people.

[Antur]

Wait for them to do something.

[DarkArtemisFowl]

Get into an evasive stance. If these monsters try to attack, ROLL TO DODGE!

I don't have a gun, I don't have a gun, why don't I have a gun?!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

With a positively insane warcry, viking ran straight into enemies, shield-first.

You run towards the monsters, shield first. They seem (5) very intimidated by your warcry, and noticeably hesitate to do anything as you charge.

"A fight? OH YEEEEAAAH!"

Introduce Skullsmasher to the Orcs, violently. Parry any attacks with Skullsmasher.

While the monsters were occupied by that viking guy, you proceed to try to introduce Skullsmasher to their faces and (3+1) succeed indoing so. (5-1) You axe, however, bounces off their skin as though it was nothing more than a pillow. The one you hit notices the attack, and turns to you.

Go and parry all their attacks with a pillow.

None have attacked you yet, presumably because they're to busy staring at that viking fellow.

Be happy I'm not yet solid.

You try to be happy, but as a formless mass of light, you are incapable of doing so. Perhaps you should check yourself?

"Enemies, enemies for Oskar! WHAAAAAGH!"

Rush the goblins, assault them with cleavers while dodging their flimsy attacks

You rush at the goblins attemtping to attack one with each cleaver, (6) slashing them so badly their limbs fly backwards into the wall. Then, they come flying out the other side, and smash intor your back, despite you not being solid. You fall to the ground.

Wait for them to do something.

See the turns above to see what they have done so far.

Get into an evasive stance. If these monsters try to attack, ROLL TO DODGE!

I don't have a gun, I don't have a gun, why don't I have a gun?!

1 of the goblins notices you, and attempts to attack. (6) You dodge so hard, you fly into the void wall/teleporter/boundary-that-warps, and fly out the other side, smashing your head into the ground. Ouch.

(Note on the rules: Rolls cannot exceed 6.))

[NAV]

Grapple a goblin, and use it as a meatshield.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

((Forgot an exception: Rolls can exceed 6 if they're opposing rolls ie. 2 people arm wrestling.))

[Sarrak]

Hack them all! Aaargh!!!

[Alev]

Subtle hint, GM. CHECK MYSELF!!!!!