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[Caellath]

If that situation happens, it's a TPK. Berzerkers hate psykers even more than they hate anything else in the galaxy, so maybe you could distract them with your corpse and give us enough time to run away while being fired upon by non-zerkers CSM.

[Varee]

Or we all can let the stormtrooper ie me charge and take down him and stab him with the awesome knife and distract him enough for the rest of you to run while i get rip to sheds

[Rolepgeek]

So give up?

You guys are wimps.

[Digital Hellhound]

No, we'd totally let you two fight him. You'd awesomely kill him and become heroes of the Imperium. After that, you'd lead a crusade into the Eye of Terror and end the forces of Chaos for good. Best campaign.

[adwarf]

So give up?

You guys are wimps.

No, we're smart. You just seem to not understand how Only War, or Warhammer 40,000 works in general.

[Harbingerjm]

... How much do you know about 40K?

No, we'd totally let you two fight him. You'd awesomely kill him and become heroes of the Imperium. After that, you'd lead a crusade into the Eye of Terror and end the forces of Chaos for good. Best campaign.

+1

[Rolepgeek]

About chaos?

Very little.

About the IG?

Meh.

But seriously guys, just remember that I could get exceedingly lucky.

It's far more likely that I end up a corpse, but that's half the Fun anyway.

And like I said, I never had a plan for how to kill the Khorne Berserker. Just make him kill his 'buds' first. Then maybe we'll have half a chance.

Imperial Guard has to die trying, after all. That's what we're here for(if we'd played Tau then maybe not but noooo you guys wanted the flashlights instead).

[Harbingerjm]

And like I said, I never had a plan for how to kill the Khorne Berserker. Just make him kill his 'buds' first. Then maybe we'll have half a chance.

That is quite literally impossible.

[PewdsRocks]

If you try that it has 3 potential outcomes.

A, it does nothing.
B, you try and the feedback breaks you and then I shoot you before you summon daemons and kill us all.
C, it laughs at you then rips your head off.

The only way you mind rape a Khorne berserker is to out pskyer Khorne himself. Good luck with that.

[Rolepgeek]

Really?

I doubt it, considering they're halfcocked to do it anyway.

If you're saying a mark of khorne makes someone completely immune to psychic powers, why hasn't khorne torn everything apart by now? His berserkers have the advantage in every other way save ranged weapons.

Seriously. What's the fucking point in playing if you're going ti be this fucking pessimistic? I mean jeezus christ guys, sorry for having a little fucking optimism.

[PewdsRocks]

Khorne berserkers are under Khornes eye. To overwhelm them you have to overwhelm him first. Have at it psyker.

[Digital Hellhound]

Okay, that's going a bit too far. But the point stands they're fanatical, superhuman warriors with a hell of a lot of willpower. Though, thinking about it, I'm sure Khornate Berzerkers don't need much of an excuse to start killing everyone in sight, even if they're friendlies.

[Harbingerjm]

Really?

I doubt it, considering they're halfcocked to do it anyway.

If you're saying a mark of khorne makes someone completely immune to psychic powers, why hasn't khorne torn everything apart by now? His berserkers have the advantage in every other way save ranged weapons.

Yes, really. That's what the Mark of Khorne does. Read some fluff or something, for the Emperor's sake.

[Rolepgeek]

Okay, that's going a bit too far. But the point stands they're fanatical, superhuman warriors with a hell of a lot of willpower. Though, thinking about it, I'm sure Khornate Berzerkers don't need much of an excuse to start killing everyone in sight, even if they're friendlies.

I figured I'd get a circumstance bonus for whispering sweet nothings to them like that.

"Kill everyone around you, starting with the ones you're nearest to"

I figured telling him not to kill us would be the thing he'd be most likely to resist, too, so no point in that. Good distraction while we run away though, if it works. If it doesn't, we're all dead anyway, hm?

Alright, then seriously harbinger, how come tzeentchian marines and eldar aren't completely fucked over by berserkers, then? I'm sorry if I don't have much background in Chaos; I know exactly 0 people whomplay them. I know Orks, Eldar to a point, IG and Spess Mehreens as much as every player, Necrons to a point, bloody lot of Tau, a smidgen of Dark Eldar, and only the basics about Chaos. So very sorry if I can't afford the books on them.

[Caellath]

This argument will go nowhere. We'll deal with it if it ever happens and if it doesn't then lucky us.

@Remuthra: Would a NPC to carry the flamer's promethium tank be feasible or will I need the Ogryn's help? I could do the latter anyway.