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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: The Great Cross-Examination
« Reply #3030 on: August 26, 2016, 11:35:34 pm »

"Ah."

"It is hereby ORDERED that a new defense counsel be assigned."
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: The Great Cross-Examination
« Reply #3031 on: August 26, 2016, 11:50:22 pm »

"May I take up the role of Defense? I'm not exactly trained in law, but I believe that as a professional soldier I can provide some insight into the motives of the defendant, and thus explain some of what he did."
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: The Great Cross-Examination
« Reply #3032 on: August 26, 2016, 11:52:26 pm »

"Any defense is better than no defense."
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: The Great Cross-Examination
« Reply #3033 on: August 26, 2016, 11:55:39 pm »

"Any defense is better than no defense."
"Then please allow me some time to speak to and view any evidence that the defendant has, before I begin."
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: The Great Cross-Examination
« Reply #3034 on: August 26, 2016, 11:56:07 pm »

"Indeed."
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: The Great Cross-Examination
« Reply #3035 on: August 26, 2016, 11:57:45 pm »

"Anyone have a list of what the witnesses said?  It may be difficult finding some of them."
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: The Great Cross-Examination
« Reply #3036 on: September 12, 2016, 08:40:38 pm »


"Your Lordship, this should be more than enough to prove that the murder was not entirely intentional!"

Meanwhile...

The Great Straying ~ Suspense 1


"Holmes. Arguing with yourself in my voice does not constitute a counterargument."
"Of course it does, Sir Death God! II'll have you know that rakugo is a perfectly acceptable form of testi--"
* B A N G *

"What in blazes?!"
"By Jove... no, by justice itself... the defendant's been assassinated!"
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: What A Tweest
« Reply #3037 on: September 12, 2016, 08:56:28 pm »

"Where did that shot come from?!"
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: What A Tweest
« Reply #3038 on: September 12, 2016, 09:01:28 pm »

"Well then."
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: What A Tweest
« Reply #3039 on: September 12, 2016, 09:21:44 pm »


"The window behind Sir Death God, if I am not mistaken."
Broken Window added to the Court Record.


"And hoo boy, pal, did we find somebody over there! Sniper rifle and everything! In custody as we speak!"

"And not only that, but I arrested somebody for the first time in this entire thread!"
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: What A Tweest
« Reply #3040 on: September 12, 2016, 09:44:55 pm »

"Errr, congratulations?"
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: What A Tweest
« Reply #3041 on: September 12, 2016, 10:10:37 pm »


"And hoo boy, pal, did we find somebody over there! Sniper rifle and everything! In custody as we speak!"

"And not only that, but I arrested somebody for the first time in this entire thread!"


"One arrest in two years?  We really need to get through this stuff faster.  Please do not tell me what the backlog is like."

"And a sniper?  Conspiracy theorists will be having a lot of fun with this one.  Then again, with two dead in subsequent cases, they're already going to go nuts."
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: What A Tweest
« Reply #3042 on: September 12, 2016, 10:51:37 pm »

Damn I just finished my reaction images..... Well I'll post the one that makes sence now.


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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: What A Tweest
« Reply #3043 on: September 13, 2016, 01:25:48 am »

"So.... Who's the accused now?"
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: What A Tweest
« Reply #3044 on: September 13, 2016, 10:29:43 am »

"Sorry for the absence....and I have no idea. This probbly goes without saying but....Your honor I propose the trial is placed on hold until the shooter is properly questioned"
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