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[PrivateNomad]

"Is that a vampire? Anybody else see the archaic clothes, gray hair, pompous style of speaking?"

[TheBiggerFish]

"I don't care."

[Gwolfski]

"Sue him then."

[endlessblaze]

((ahem))

[Gwolfski]

((ahem))

[Tawa]

"Is that a vampire? Anybody else see the archaic clothes, gray hair, pompous style of speaking?"

"I-I am in no way a vampire! For example!"


"I, unlike a CERTAIN SOMEONE, DO drink... wine!"

Court Begins

"Ahem."

"The charge brought against the defendant is murder. The prosecution shall endeavour to prove that the defendant has killed one... ah... blue-cloaked extra? I'm not even sure what his name was. Probably not important. We assert that the defendant used a .38-calibre firearm to inflict a deadly wound upon the victim and have a variety of witnesses to prove this fact."

[TheBiggerFish]

"Hmm.  Actually, I have to recuse myself from the case.  That's a thing, right?  Judge can't be a witness.  Couldn't you get mecha-judge-bot?

Also, some vampires have been observed drinking wine but the point is moot.

Also also, before I recuse myself, STOP KICKING THE TABLES."

[Tawa]

"I think everyone here was a witness. And the mecha judge bot was built by a criminal circus magician and only gives out guilty verdicts. I don't believe we're allowed to use it."

[TheBiggerFish]

"Ach, well then.  Looks like I'm stuck.

Further roughousing with the furniture or ad hominem attacks upon the prosecutor will be met with a 100-Dorfbuck fine for contempt after 1 warning."

[Gwolfski]

"He's guilty! I know he is! Don't ask!"

[TheBiggerFish]

"ORDER IN THE COURT."
"You have not been called to testify.  You will be silent.

What does the defense plead to the charges?"

[Tawa]

"Of course, Your Lordship. Forgive my theatrics. And the slight blurriness of the wall behind me at the moment. But please avoid imitating me."

"Now then. Keep in mind that you can view the court record through the GM's second post in the thread. The case report is in the record. Our first bit of evidence is this gun."
Gun added to the Court Record.
"The ballistic markings match up with the bullet in the defendant. The judge's fingerprints are on the handle."

"Our next bit of evidence is this bizarre wizardry."
Murder Footage added to the Court Record.
"You can see the judge shooting the defendant in this... thing."

"Defence! Any questions or commentary before we move to the cross-examination and subsequent witty banter?"

[TheBiggerFish]

"Ach.  Magma-colored shouting it is.

Ahem.  The court wishes to know what the defense pleads to the charges before continuing."

[Gwolfski]

*Silent glaring*

[PrivateNomad]

"That's probably actually blood. I will sue him for petty thievery of blood later."