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[Dorsidwarf]

Markus snaps his fingers and, in a puff of smoke, and 6 imps wearing military gear appear, they begin climbing up on one another, ending up slightly shorter then Horatio, they then put on a trench coat, and hold you through the head hole.
"There you go, imp alpha squad will carry you."

You have a pass for three, not nine. I recommend retrifying that.

"Oh, and, uh, could you carry me? I don't exactly have any legs or other ambulatory body parts, and I can't even magnetically wiggle myself around."

IcyTea learned TM:000 Limbs!

[Hiddenleafguy]

"Hmmm okay, but before I do. Do you have a certification that proclaims you to legally be a border guard, and if so, may I see it please?"

[endlessblaze]

"or I could just read his mind?.......what? do you think my teleport HAS accompanied by an obvious explosion of dark energy and light?"

[PrivateNomad]

"This place looks edgier than my room."

[endlessblaze]

"ehh....it could use a bit more demonite ore.......let me go get some...I could even use one of my terrarian forms to build easily"

[Hiddenleafguy]

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During the next sentence I am constantly pulling pieces of paperwork out from my cape, enough that it seems weird that I was able to carry all of them.
"Sorry, but according to this, my imps technically qualify as service animals, in addition they qualify " he begins speaking demonic for a full minute, after he is done he says in English "And that's why my imps should be given permission to enter."

[BadLemonsXI]

((Will be posting in something after the next 2 hours sorry about the wait.))

[BadLemonsXI]

((So just as I sat down to start making images work call and I need to go to work now. Soooo word update.))

"Hmmm okay, but before I do. Do you have a certification that proclaims you to legally be a border guard, and if so, may I see it please?"

His Un-moving face and eye that stare into your soul are enough to tell you his the real-lemon-fucking-deal.

The border guard takes back your pass and add's you pets onto it. It say's they'll be killed if any of them move more them a meter away from you.

He buzz's the group of 3 to the other side leaving blaze alone in the box with him. Blaze is not with the group so he'll have to have his own reason for coming along. ((There is one reason that will get you in ))To blaze he say's "Papers please."

On the other side the group can now chose to wait and talk or go onto the transporter. Next to the transporter is a sign reading what will happen when you go through it. 'All your weapons will be removed, Your powers will be Nerf'd or nulled, You'll have magic tag placed on you. . .' Are just some of the things it say's. It also say's all effects will be removed when you leave.((Your entering my house so the only one blowing shit up will be me. I'll probably change it to let you's fight and stuff later but it's mainly to keep a fighting de-rails from happening.))
((Right g2g to work bye!))

[BadLemonsXI]

With nothing better to do you all step on and feel the ground move under you feet.
Balm your somewhere else. Await image.

[BadLemonsXI]

((Man that was hard to make!))

((If nothing happen's for large amounts of time I'll continue as if you guys are on auto pilot.)) 

[IcyTea31]

Try to find that one judge in this sprawling, labyrinthian building where finding a specific person, especially a lemon-sized one, is nigh-impossible.

((Why is it even that large? It's owned by lemons, for carp's sake!))

[BadLemonsXI]

((Why is it even that large? It's owned by lemons, for carp's sake!))

((Eh eh eh just you wait . and now that its the weekend I won't be able to post until its over. That's way I've got 4 post in a row I wanted things to get going before I had to go for two days   Cya's))

[IcyTea31]

((Eh eh eh just you wait .))

((inb4 giant lemon mecha))

[Hiddenleafguy]

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I take off the shades.
"Oh, that sign means that if I am going to survive, I will need to channel my inner Kyr."

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[BadLemonsXI]

((>_> Update today. Sorry for going MIA on you guys.))