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[Tawa]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Yeah, well, that was one of the impostors! Some fan boy who thought dressing like me was cool! Stuff like that happens! Why would I even be there, anyway? What would I have to gain?"

[endlessblaze]

"what you have to gain? the throne."

[FelixSparks]

"And according to THESE."

I present the King's Documents!

"You'd inherit it should the King be imprisoned."

[Tawa]

"Where does it say that?"

You suddenly realize the documents don't contain anything about Link getting the throne. There's not even any documents about anybody getting the throne.

[FelixSparks]

"...."

He looks at the papers, and chuckles. He puts them back, and pulls out the Hylian Royal Laws.

"Meant this one. My bad."

[Tawa]

"And? Who said the King chose me?"

[Elephant Parade]

"I'm not sure what's going on, but I still don't have my lawsuit money. If I testify against link, will I get it?"

[endlessblaze]

"not to mention you said it earlier."

--exact words
-well, yeah-


"and Zelda mentioned It to, that's two lies busted."

[Tawa]

"not to mention you said it earlier."

"No, I didn't. And who cares if Zelda said it? Zelda's dumb enough that every incarnation of her gets kidnapped by Ganon at some point. Except for this one."

[FelixSparks]

"Not in Ocarina. She escaped and became Shiek. Key to the quest, actually. And in Warriors, she's as fearsome an opponent as any. Wanna stop the slander? Or should we go ask the King himself?"

[endlessblaze]

"not all of them....I know four swords Zelda was taken by viati"

"also your logic is that Zelda gets kidnaped, Zelda must be dumb. does not discredit this Zelda, because as you just said she was not kidnaped"

"ocriana did have her get kidnaped...twice...but the first time se was a kid and the second time gandorf could somehow tell where she was"

[FelixSparks]

"Could have sworn she rode off with Impa in that cutscene... Whatever, back to the questions. Due to your own words just now, this Zelda is not dumb. Nor does she have any reason to lie about this."

[endlessblaze]

"oh right. gandorf came behind her...."

[Tawa]

"Not in Ocarina. She escaped and became Shiek. Key to the quest, actually. And in Warriors, she's as fearsome an opponent as any. Wanna stop the slander? Or should we go ask the King himself?"

"...urp."
*BANGBANGBANG*


"Fine. What do you want to know?"

[FelixSparks]

"Let's start with why you were in the castle on the day of the incident."