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[Tawa]

"Wh... wha... ngh.. no..."

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA...!!! NOT... LIKE THIS... BEATEN... BY... THE LIKES... OF... YOU...!"

[Adragis]

"You are raving, sir."

[Tawa]

"I... ehehee... can tell... ahahahaaaa..."


"Well, my bloody little lawyer? What does your precious contradiction mean for your case?"

[Adragis]

"It means another question, namely: what happened to the scream?"

[Tawa]

"I-isn't it obvious? Th-the footage was damaged! S-simple as that, see?"

[poketwo]

"Almost Time......."

[Tawa]

"I'll have you know I looked into the matter a bit, and the maintenance staff have stated that the cameras were in perfect condition, all day, while the tape itself seems to be undamaged."

"Hnnnngghhh...!"

"We want the TRUTH, Mr. Gavin! Not more 'plausible alternate series of events'!"


"That's him, officer! That's the man who coerced me to fake being a witness!"


"SIR! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST! COMPLY AND YOU WILL NOT BE HARMED!"
Kristoph was quickly arrested for coercion, contempt of court, and for the forging of, well, basically everything. A search warrant was issued for his place of residence, where the whole, original tape was found. The tape was not released to the public.

Date: Time:
District Courthouse
Courtroom #103


"As you can see, your Honor, there is no room for debate! Kristoph Gavin is unequivocally GUILTY!"

"The... defense... rests. *sigh*"

"Very well. On the first charge, forgery of evidence, how does the jury find the defendant?"

"GUILTY!!!!"

"On the second charge, contempt of court, how does the jury find the defendant?"

"GUILTY!!!!"

"On the third charge, coercion, how does the jury find the defendant?"

"GUILTY!!!!"

"On the fourth charge, murder in the first degree, how does the jury find the defendant?"

"GUILTY!!!!"

"Very well then. Kristoph Gavin, you are sentenced to life in prison! This court is adjourned!"

District Courthouse
Closing Statements
Trial of Lemon Judge #42

BadLemonsXI, this is merely a formality at this point, but I believe you have a verdict to hand down to the defendant.

[poketwo]

*RESERVED FOR RIGHT BEFORE BADLEMONS POST VERDIC!*

[BadLemonsXI]

"Well. Due to the evidence presented before me. I find the defendant. Not Guilty."

[poketwo]

"OBJECTION!!!!!"

[FallacyofUrist]

"Will someone just shoot the scyther already?"

[poketwo]

"Will someone just shoot the scyther already?"

*SURPRISINGLY, POKETWO IS NOT IN THE COURTROOM!*

[IcyTea31]

"Your Honor, I don't suppose you would overrule an objection that was done A) after the verdict, and B) by a person not currently present in the court?"

[Person]

(I could have sworn poketwo was eager for this trial to end so that the tardis shenanigans could resume. Was I wrong?)

[Tawa]

Now, I believe we have resolved this issue. Back to business. Lawsuits, anybody?