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[Tawa]

"Nothin' personal, bawss. Jus' bidness. Nobody kin hide from de law."

[Andres]

What statute laws are there?

[Adragis]

"So you heard a bang, saw a flash, and he was dead, right?"

[Tawa]

"So you heard a bang, saw a flash, and he was dead, right?"

"Exactamente, amigo."

What statute laws are there?

Eh?

[Tawa]

"Oh! I nearly forgot."
Body Bag Footage added to the Court Record.

[Adragis]

Present item: Autopsy Report.
"OBJECTION!
...Mr. Lemon. Just now you stated you heard 'a bang', is that correct?"

[Tawa]

"Uh. Yeh?"

[Adragis]

"If you'll look at the autopsy report, you'll see that the defendant's heart exploded. Traces of an explosive bullet were found in the cavity."

[Tawa]

"An'? Yer point bein'?"

[Adragis]

"If the murder happened as you say it does, the death happened quickly and cleanly. The victim's heart exploded, and several ribs must have been broken. I find it hard to believe he neither screamed or emitted any other sound."

[Tawa]

Apollo Justice Adragis029 ~ A New Trial In Session

"Eep! Uh, I, that's... that's funny..."


"Your assertion conflicts with the security footage. The judge clearly dies immediately!"

[Adragis]

"Falling to the floor doesn't mean dead, you know. Plus, this footage is blanked out for a second by an oddly bright muzzle flash, and the perpetrator is suddenly standing in the victim's place, with no visible movement at all. I have reason to suspect this footage has been tampered with."

[poketwo]

*A ghostly vooooooooiiiiicccceee echos.*
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[Adragis]

"Ach! Well, I still stand by my first point: the judge could well have died a fair time after  his shooting, depending if the bullet exploded immediately or not."

[poketwo]

" You wont lllllliiiiiiiiiiiisssssssttttttteeeeeeeeeennnnnn!!!!!!! I'm nnnoooot eeeevvveeennn going to bbbbbbbbbbbbbboooooooooooooottttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr annnnnnymooooooooooorrrre!!!!!!!!!!!!!"