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[poketwo]

"OH YEAH!!!!"
*FIRES LASERS AT THE MUZZLE LEMON*

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"OH YEAH!!!!"
*FIRES LASERS AT THE MUZZLE LEMON*

Upon seeing the Scyther about to perform the action, Zanzetkuken sends out a wave of aural force that negates the attempted strike as it is born.  This disrupts all light within the courtroom for a few seconds as well.  As the light returns, the dragon speaks:

  "I would rather have tensions lessen than escalate."

[BadLemonsXI]

"Thank you for your concern Mr. Zanzetkuken but there was nothing to worry about he can't really shoot lasers out of his head it was only the lasers dots from my snipers. Oh and I hope the shrinking technology use on you is not to discomforting "


"It seems Mr. Poke has found a new friend. How nice.


"Mr. Tawa we are waiting"

[BlitzDungeoneer]

((...you are seriously amazing Lemons. Teach me all your secrets!))

[flabort]

((holy crap that is amazing some small lemons some big lemons on the roof wow i need to sue somebody in this court who can i sue for what))

[BadLemonsXI]

((...you are seriously amazing Lemons. Teach me all your secrets!))

((holy crap that is amazing))

((^_^ Thank you for your kind word. They give my fuel to do more. As for meh secrets. Its playing around with photo manipulation software on a casual basis for about 6 years ^_^ And I still consider my self not good enough.))

[Tawa]

"Right! I don't see any evidence! I guess that means I'll be acquitted on lack of evidence, right? ^{_{Right, your honor?}}"


"Wait, let me get this straight... we have lemon government agents, a pink puffball prosecutor, a couple of dragons, a Pokémon, and Thing's skeletal cousin who is about to sue somebody for something."


"This is madness, on machines protected by SPARDA!"

[Dampe]

"Well, now that you guys are done cockslapping each other who is and is not Pathos, I have some unfinished business with Dampe #2 here. And then I'll sue you. But first...I'm suing myself!"

[BadLemonsXI]

"Right! I don't see any evidence! I guess that means I'll be acquitted on lack of evidence, right? ^{_{Right, your honor?}}"

. . . . That seems to be the case.


"Due to a lack of evidence, Poor execution, multiple contempt's of court and a insane Pokemon. I'm declaring this trail over. Thank you all for you time."

"I have some unfinished business with Dampe #2"

"We have already taken your clone for testing. We are going to insist you stay for questioning."

"Oh and Mr. Poke your free to go. Im sure you will not misbehave again."

[NJW2000]

*The jury gasps collectively*

*Cameras flash among the parapazzi*

*Businessmen and investors make hurried phonecalls, while serious men with their hands in their pockets stand by*

*Aids motion for quiet among the audience, and are ignored by the seething hubbub*

*All present can feel the impact of the decisions taken here travel round the globe beneath our feet*

[poketwo]

"WHILE I WAS SILENCED, A VERY IMPORTANT THING HAPPENED."

[BadLemonsXI]

"And that important thing is?"

[poketwo]

"WELL..... A PERSON SNUCK INTO THE TARDIS. Y'ALL SHOULD SEE WHAT WAS STOLEN FOR YOURSELVES...."

[FallacyofUrist]

"Oh dear. Please not the Vortex Manipulator."

[poketwo]

"NO, IT WAS FAR BIGGER AND FROM THE SOUNDS OF IT WAS MAKING QUITE A MESS OF IT. UNLESS YOU MEAN THE KIND NOT USED BY HAND."