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[NullForceOmega]

Everyone's not guilty because if I'm guilty everyone dies... Heh...

[IcyTea31]

"I have an alibi. I've never set foot in the sigtext thread, at most observed a bit from the doorway."

[blazing glory]

"What are we being charged with? I've forgotten."

[flabort]

Well, there are people who are innocent, and those people are a subset of "everybody"; since for "everybody" to be guilty that would have to include all of the subsets and there are some subsets that are NOT guilty, I must logically conclude that the statement "everybody is guilty" is intrinsically false.

[Furtuka]

"Ah but we are all Pathos, and Pathos is most irrevocably guilty. So does that not mean we are all guilty?"

[BadLemonsXI]

"Oh cool meh rides here."
*Ze count room, 2 way radio.*

"Hmm lets see I'll get this helmet on. . .There we are . . Test test do you copy? Oh Hey pilot I'll drive."
"Ahhh are you sure that's a good idea."
"Yer yer we'll be fine."
"I have to insist you don't."
". . ."

"Right I'm on my way back. The pilot was feeling some pain in his knees. . .and hands. . . and feet. So his letting me drive hehe."

[FallacyofUrist]

"That pilot's my brother, dangit."

[Tawa]

"Ah but we are all Pathos, and Pathos is most irrevocably guilty. So does that not mean we are all guilty?"

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"Crap, he's probably going to use the Pathos prosecution... wait. Did Pathos have a sigtext?"


"Well, the sigtext thread was posted in February 2010, and I've found evidence that Pathos has posted after that. So even if there isn't his sigtext there, there's the possibility it existed but was deleted during the PA-0 incident."


"That means that, unless they never pull out the Pathos Card, our only defense..."


"Is to prove that not everybody is Pathos."


"Unless he doesn't bring up Pathos, in which case we'll have to simply dispute the illegality of sigtext."


"We will also subsequently have to defend ourselves on the malpractice charge, and then I'll need to face premeditated vehicular deicide charges. But this comes first."

[flabort]

"You do realize, Mr. Prosecutor Furtuka, that if that were true and we WERE all Pathos, then it would make you equally as guilty of this crime, and all crimes committed by those standing in this court. Including but not limited to arachnicide, citriscide, pokčcide, and possibly diecide. Of accidental and premeditated varieties. I mean, look at all these ashes on the courtroom floor from when poor Poketwo got vaporised. Multiple times. Are you saying that it's ALL your fault?!"

The sound seems to be coming from inside one of the defendant's suits.

[Dampe]

"Your honor, the defense appears woefully unprepared to make a case!"

[FallacyofUrist]

"Your honor, I move to remove this fake Dampe from court, the real one would never do this to us."

[Dampe]

"Your honor, I move to remove this fake Dampe from court, the real one would never do this to us."

MEANWHILE...


"Where the hell am I?"

[Furtuka]

"You do realize, Mr. Prosecutor Furtuka, that if that were true and we WERE all Pathos, then it would make you equally as guilty of this crime, and all crimes committed by those standing in this court. Including but not limited to arachnicide, citriscide, pokčcide, and possibly diecide. Of accidental and premeditated varieties. I mean, look at all these ashes on the courtroom floor from when poor Poketwo got vaporised. Multiple times. Are you saying that it's ALL your fault?!"

The sound seems to be coming from inside one of the defendant's suits.

"OF COURSE!"

"And it is also all your fault. And also all Dampe's fault. And also the judge's fault. And also Tawarochir's fault. And also even THE GREAT TOADY ONE'S FAULT! IT IS IN ESSENCE, EVERYONE'S FAULT"

"DO YOU DENY MY GUILT?!"

[birdy51]

A lone rider approaches from the far dunes.

[NullForceOmega]

I reject your Pathos argument, for I am NOT Pathos!!!

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