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[Dampe]

"Fine, next question. Mr. Defendant, I've noticed your posts on my AD&D thread have been spotty, and even (dare I say it?) infrequent. Do you know what the penalty is for Negligent Misuse of a Magic Cat is?"

[Dampe]

As a conscientious member of the jury, I object to this private hijacking of wholesome court proceedings! I demand that both Dampe and 3man75 are removed from the court and sued!

"Aha! Not if I counter-sue you first! I'll see you in court right after I get done suing everybody!"

[NJW2000]

I'd like to see you try! He who sues last sues longest!

[Dampe]

I'd like to see you try! He who sues last sues longest!

I WILL BURY YOU

[3man75]

I just wanted to play 

[BlitzDungeoneer]

I just wanted to play 

((I don't think Lemons is even online right now... 'Sides, I picke up the phone first, so :p))

[3man75]

I just wanted to play 

((I don't think Lemons is even online right now... 'Sides, I picke up the phone first, so :p))

((But my idea had the possibility of a covert trial of spies, Goverments, mercenary units, and somoene posting funny DA pictures :''())

[Tawa]

"Fine, next question. Mr. Defendant, I've noticed your posts on my AD&D thread have been spotty, and even (dare I say it?) infrequent. Do you know what the penalty is for Negligent Misuse of a Magic Cat is?"

"I misused him by... not using him? How does that work? Anyway, I have no idea what that penalty is."

[Dampe]

"Fine, next question. Mr. Defendant, I've noticed your posts on my AD&D thread have been spotty, and even (dare I say it?) infrequent. Do you know what the penalty is for Negligent Misuse of a Magic Cat is?"

"I misused him by... not using him? How does that work? Anyway, I have no idea what that penalty is."

ETERNITY IN THE HFS IS THE PENALTY

[poketwo]

NO ITS NOT.

[NJW2000]

I object! This is far too harsh, and has certainly not been agreed upon! The court, not the prosecutor, sets the penalty! Make it 3/4 of a lifetime at most!



*NJW2000 gets up from juror's stand, removing clothes as he goes*

[Dampe]

I object! This is far too harsh, and has certainly not been agreed upon! The court, not the prosecutor, sets the penalty! Make it 3/4 of a lifetime at most!



*NJW2000 gets up from juror's stand, removing clothes as he goes*

"Fine, three-fourths of a lifetime it i- DEAR JESUS MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

[endlessblaze]

OH SWEET MOTHER OF ARMOK!

njw is completely incenratied.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

OH SWEET MOTHER OF ARMOK!

njw is completely incenratied.

"Oi! NONE OF THAT! SHAME ON YOU!"
Blitz stabs endlessblaze before he can set fire to NJW.

[endlessblaze]

"AHG! HOW DARE THE? FACE THE POWER OF THE GOLDEN SOWORD OF SPRING GROWTH!"



(endlessblaze attacks blitz)