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[Dampe]

"So, Mister Prosecutor, I have a series of questions for you. First of all, do you like cheese?"

[FallacyofUrist]

"Who do I shoot?"

[endlessblaze]

"i have been observing this court remotely for a while, and you have done enough shooting"

....................."if someone needs a beat down, IM going to do the beating"

[Tawa]

"So, Mister Prosecutor, I have a series of questions for you. First of all, do you like cheese?"

"Didn't Edgeworth just leave for his Yedong convention or something?"

"Oh, wait, you were talking to me on account of my imitation of a certain prosecutor last time. Ha ha."
                           

"I hate cheese."

[mastahcheese]

>:I

* mastahcheese bursts into the room and throws a grenade at Tawarochir

[Tawa]

"Where were we?"

[endlessblaze]

"i think we were about to descend into a chaotic battle again........give me a moment to summon some weapons"

[FallacyofUrist]

"i have been observing this court remotely for a while, and you have done enough shooting"

....................."if someone needs a beat down, IM going to do the beating"

... "no. I shoot people, not you. NOT YOU!!!"

A laser gun is leveled at the weirdo.

[Dampe]

"Can we PLEASE get through one cross-examination without somebody lobbing a freaking grenade at somebody else? Is that too much to ask?! Mr. Prosecutor, what are your views on the subject?"

[Tawa]

"You tell me, Mr. Prosecutor."

[Worldmaster27]

what

[Tawa]

"He's the prosecutor. Plaintiff, too, since he's suing everybody. I'm the defense, because I'm representing the people he's suing and charging with crimes, and also the defendant, because he's suing me, too. Him asking the prosecutor questions is like Professor Layton solving a puzzle he came up with or Nikola Tesla inventing the Tesla coil after he already invented it."

[FallacyofUrist]

"You have confused me. I'm beginning to think the Scythers might not be as bad compared to this- oh blast it's affecting me."

[Dampe]

Well, not all of us can be Phoenix Wright, can we?
*Sigh*
What are your views on this, Mr. Defendant Jackass?

[Tawa]

"Well, I thought it at least looked kinda cool when mastahcheese blew up. But yeah, people dying in the middle of trials happens way more often than it should."