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[Sheb]

My case is a follow. The Caps Lock Act of 2015 didn't pass congress and as such is not a law of the Forum. My client cannot be charged under it.

I rest my case.

[NJW2000]

My case is a follow. The Caps Lock Act of 2015 didn't pass congress and as such is not a law of the Forum. My client cannot be charged under it.

I rest my case.

Note the misspelling of a two letter word: an "as" as an "a". Thus the evidence cannot be considered admittable.

[Tawa]

"Well, let's get this started then. Looks like Blitz's farcical trial is over, so, er, I guess we'll just drop charges."

by default

Bay Court
Courtroom No. 12




"The prosecution is ready, your honor."

[anailater]

May I apply for the position of Bailiff?

[poketwo]

: "Oh really? Quite a shame, but there shall be no trial over the stupidity of banning caps. For it seems you are forgetting something, prosecutor!"

*LARGE AMOUNTS OF STOMPING IS HEARD*

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"I believe the title is incorrect. Was it not Urist Arrhenius who sued poketwo, after all?"

[Furtuka]

"Registered members of B12 Record Keepers and Thought Police here. I've been keeping an eye on this trial and I declare there is still one unanswered aspect of it."

[FallacyofUrist]

"Well?"

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

: "Oh really? Quite a shame, but there shall be no trial over the stupidity of banning caps. For it seems you are forgetting something, prosecutor!"

*LARGE AMOUNTS OF STOMPING IS HEARD*

(You can rescale the size of images by adding width= or height= inside the [img] tag, just before the ].)

"Registered members of B12 Record Keepers and Thought Police here..."[/color]

"I have not heard of this organization existing before, nor do the records indicate that the congress has sanctioned such an organization.  You may want to have that dealt with."

[Elephant Parade]

"Excuse me! You're calling the trial resolved when I haven't even gotten my money yet? I'm suing you for disrespecting an elephant, Tawarochir!"

[Furtuka]

"I have not heard of this organization existing before, nor do the records indicate that the congress has sanctioned such an organization.  You may want to have that dealt with."

"We're off the books. Scribbled on the backside of the constitution in lemon juice. Anyways, to business..."

"You see ladies and gentlemen, there is one question that has yet to be answered. And that question is... THEN WHO WAS PHONE?"

"And by phone I mean this guy."

"While we have a statement from IcyTea31 that he was picked off the streets, as someone picked off the streets of Bay12 we must still wonder who he is. And so let's pry this suit open a bit..."

"MY GOD IT'S EXKIRBY. He hasn't been seen in months! Who could have done this!?"

[BadLemonsXI]

((Furtuka your post is beautiful! I like your use of my image.))

[BadLemonsXI]

"So I slack off for a minute and the whole trial is drop'd."


See what'd I tell ya, This is Bay 12 law son.


"I'm I still needed here?"

[FallacyofUrist]

"So... who do I shoot?"

[Araph]

((Someone tell me what I can do to help stop the eradication of lowercase letters. It is figuratively physically painful to watch.))