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[BlitzDungeoneer]

((Lolcows...my, where have I heard that term before?))
"Oh I'm sorry, of you not understand duelling? Why don't I demonstrate, hmm?"

[blazing glory]

((Disclaimer:I fully have no intention of issuing a serious/lasting sentence in this trial.))

((I just felt it needed to be said.))

[Tawa]

Can I please remind you guys of something?

Spoiler: The image contained within here describes the exact opposite of what this thread is (click to show/hide)

Oh, and, poketwo? If that was "just a joke", why did you go into such a long-winded rant about what you would post in another friggin' thread?

[KingofstarrySkies]

"Bah. Lettem fight. I wanna see the big green wanker and the ball o' fluff duke it out.

[poketwo]

((A valid worry but for all intents and purposes our self-governess would be an illusion. The mods would still take charge if shit hit the fan too bad until the system stabilizes to their satisfaction.))

((Huh, maybe add a few jokes in with the ineffictiantcy with the American congress and some quips on how most of both wings of the American media is quite dishonest, has underhand tatics, and reports on stuff before much info is released about it. Just to make it a little less like something serious))

Oh, and, poketwo? If that was "just a joke", why did you go into such a long-winded rant about what you would post in another friggin' thread?

(( Tis is for comedic effect while not going into caps territory, combined with in-depth thought process exaggeration))

((Lolcows...my, where have I heard that term before?))
"Oh I'm sorry, of you not understand duelling? Why don't I demonstrate, hmm?"

: "Ugh, Fine if you so insist. "

*WHAT!?!?!?! SCYTHER TALKS!!!!! BIG MYSTERY!!!! TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR THE THRILLING REVEAL, ON "PHOENIX WHRITE: INTERNET SHITSTORMS: COMEDIC COURTS AND MOCK TRIALS"!!!!*

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

*Sigh*  "Let us see if the Scyther wishes to fight or have a trial, as the charges against Blitz were dropped.  If there is to be a fight, the court should determine the parameters of the fight.  Sound good as a compromise?"

[SquatchHammer]

"Bah. Lettem fight. I wanna see the big green wanker and the ball o' fluff duke it out.

Jellybelly?

[KingofstarrySkies]

"...You wot?"

[SquatchHammer]

(when I saw your reply to the whole fight thing there was a Tardis being shown. So Jellybelly?)

[KingofstarrySkies]

(kek)

[The Froggy Ninja]

((A valid worry but for all intents and purposes our self-governess would be an illusion. The mods would still take charge if shit hit the fan too bad until the system stabilizes to their satisfaction.))

((Huh, maybe add a few jokes in with the ineffictiantcy with the American congress and some quips on how most of both wings of the American media is quite dishonest, has underhand tatics, and reports on stuff before much info is released about it. Just to make it a little less like something serious))

((There will certainly be joking around (speaking of which we really need to lighten up the congress thread) but I was thinking that we could focus more on the fact that we are a theocratic government populated entirely by vaguely insane fictional and historical characters. I find us similar to a theocracy since the high levels of government will be largely requesting our god-mages enforce our law.))
"Hoo hoo hoo."

[KingofstarrySkies]

"Nice bow tie, mate."

[blazing glory]

*Sigh.*

Very well, first rule of the Trial by Combat is that no outside forces may intervene, even if you summoned them.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"I would reccomend that healing may only be done after the victor has been declared, as well as a victory condition."

[The Froggy Ninja]

"I would like to prohibit one-hit KO moves such as the famed sucking attack of the kirbies. Also first to land three strikes wins. This a friendly duel after all and the bodies are so hard to clean up."