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[poketwo]

WHERE IS BADLEAMON

[FallacyofUrist]

((Australia. So... who has a teleport device?))

[Tawa]

"Well, I thought it at least looked kinda cool when mastahcheese blew up. But yeah, people dying in the middle of trials happens way more often than it should."

"Mr. Dampe, none of this is relevant to the case at hand!"

[poketwo]

YOUR TALKING TO TAW, YOU INCOMPETENT MORON CALLED "JUSTICE".

MUST BE ZEALOUS IN PURSUIT.

[Tawa]

YOUR TALKING TO TAW, YOU INCOMPETENT MORON CALLED "JUSTICE".

MUST BE ZEALOUS IN PURSUIT.

"May I direct you to Wikipedia? I'm well within my reach to object to Mr. Dampe's cross-examination, seeing as he's asking for Mr. Tawarochir's thoughts on the Chief of Pyramid Police's explosion and on cheese itself, both of which were opinions, which were also unrelated to the matters involved in the trial itself."

[poketwo]

NO, YOU QUOTED TAW'S STATEMENT AND PASSED THAT AS DAMPE'S ONE. SHAME ON YOU.

[Tawa]

"Uh... alright... fine..."

What are your views on this, Mr. Defendant Jackass?

"Mr. Dampe, none of this is relevant to the case at hand!"

Spoiler: Court Record (click to show/hide)

Tawarochir Law Offices Attorney's Badges
Tawarochir and co.'s attorney's badges. Proof of our profession.
Dampe's Prosecutor's Badge
Dampe's prosecutor's badge, even though his sprite is an Interpol agent. Edgeworth's mentor says it's more chic to keep it in your pocket.
Wikipedia Article
Wikipedia article on objections in law. Could come in handy.
Tawarochir's Business Card
Tawarochir Law Offices' business card. Has the address of this thread, the phone number of this thread, and Tawa's, his protégé's, and Techy's names on it.

[poketwo]

I'D SAY WE MOTION TO RECRUIT EVERY GOOD LAWYER IN THE WORLD TO GO AGAINST DAMPE.

[BadLemonsXI]

$52 in small change later lemons still waits for someone to pick up the phone.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

BlitzDungeoneer walks over to the phone and picks it up.
"Hello? Who is this? You are currently calling the Court of the Twelve Bays."

[Dampe]

"Do you like scary movies?"

[NJW2000]

This is clear contempt of the court!

[Tawa]

"Do you like scary movies?"

"Mr. Dampe, none of this is relevant to the case at hand!"

Spoiler: Court Record (click to show/hide)

Tawarochir Law Offices Attorney's Badges
Tawarochir and co.'s attorney's badges. Proof of our profession.
Dampe's Prosecutor's Badge
Dampe's prosecutor's badge, even though his sprite is an Interpol agent. Edgeworth's mentor says it's more chic to keep it in your pocket.
Wikipedia Article
Wikipedia article on objections in law. Could come in handy.
Tawarochir's Business Card
Tawarochir Law Offices' business card. Has the address of this thread, the phone number of this thread, and Tawa's, his protégé's, and Techy's names on it.

[3man75]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&ved=0CAMQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Feaglespare.deviantart.com%2Fart%2FMajor-Ocelot-394613224&ei=H6dXVfraBoGFgwThloCIAg&psig=AFQjCNG1R3T35ctUkWNWISAStfPlY4XbGw&ust=1431894175158241

A man charged by the Russian Goverment to have helped a rogue army officer attempt a military coup against the country as well as assisting foreign spies (Specifically the CIA and NSA) with covert operations.

The man picks up the phone. "Mr. Lemon my name is Adamska Yezgheni and I'd like to hire as my defense attorney against the Russian Government. I'll warn you now its a large case with International risks as well as possible fame and fortune for you if you succede in defending me. If your interested we can talk more in my cell?".

((This color because Red is being used by Tawarochir.))

[NJW2000]

As a conscientious member of the jury, I object to this private hijacking of wholesome court proceedings! I demand that both Dampe and 3man75 are removed from the court and sued!