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[Adragis]

"Hold up, Trial by Combat? Shouldn't there be a human defense attorney?"

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"I believe that in the case of Trial by Combat, that is the referee."

[Adragis]

"Isn't this incredibly inhumane? I'm taking this court to court if we don't resolve things peacefully!"

[Dampe]

I think this one of those threads on Bay 12 where I click on it out of curiosity and find something really weird.

[poketwo]

: "Ahh, blitz, now is the time to start this. First a change in clothes."


*PUTS ON CLOTHES*

: "Ahhh, quite comforting. But now, LET THE DUEL BEGIN!!!!"

*SCYTHER FACES BLITZ.... BUT THEN TURNS AROUND AND WALKS TO THE WITNESS STAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[Andres]

((This thread moves outrageously quickly. I'm not sure I'll be able to play.))

[FallacyofUrist]

..."It speaks!"

[Urist Arrhenius]

Ladies and gentlemen, I bring before you a case from our congress.

Recently the below bill was submitted to congress.

In order to preserve the integrity and dignity of the Congress of Bay12, and to ensure civil and respectful discourse, failure to meet certain post criteria shall be dealt with by the authority of said Congress. Should a congressperson resort to caps lock or ad hominem attacks, invoke Godwin's Law, display inexcusably poor grammar, or otherwise disparage the Congress with his or her actions or words, they may summarily be disregarded and their votes be rendered invalid until such a time that they make amends or correct their mistakes. Upon meeting the aforementioned criteria, they may be accepted back into this legislative entity and shall be born no ill will, nor be otherwise discriminated against.

Much of the text of the bill has been disputed, including proscriptions against the use of certain comparisons. However, it has become recently clear that an excess of capital letters is a literal eyesore upon our otherwise fine lower boards.

I would like to bring the case here against those who would use capital letters to excess and without provocation or other just cause.

[Andres]

That's not how common law works, Urist. Basically, someone has to sue a caps-cock-user for using caps-lock and the resulting verdict will decide whether or not it's allowed.

[Urist Arrhenius]

Well, then I guess I'll have to sue poketwo.

A review of his last fifty posts shows that only nine of them did not contain superfluous use of capitalization.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Well, then I guess I'll have to sue poketwo.

A review of his last fifty posts shows that only nine of them did not contain superfluous use of capitalization.

Now, is Blitz and Poketwo going to temporarily halt their duel so that this can go through quickly, or will we need to wait on the duel to finish?

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"I can wait. Go ahead."

[Sheb]

If the Court and pockettwo agree, I would like to take the role of defense attorney.

[The Froggy Ninja]

I'm willing to act as witness for the defence.

[Adragis]

"I'd, uh, like to be a witness for the defense and the prosecution."