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[flabort]

The horns of Gabriel blare as the gates of Elohim burst open and a rider on a white horse emerges, soon to be followed by three others on a red, a black and a pale horse, wielding a bow, a sword, a set of scales and seemingly nothing, respectively.

The pale Horseman gazes upon Lyeos' sky-punching and charges at him, nothingness only a step behind.

"Oi! What did I ever do to you?!"

Well, here we go again. Go, my undead minions!

Subvert minions and make them my minions. Show superior control over undead commoners through use of undead cats.

[Orange Wizard]

Summon oranges! Drown Tawarochir in citrus-y death!

[Sarrak]

"Update!!!"

With this unearthly roar, fencer trolls, shaking elegant rapiers and daggers in the air, run at the positions of the undead, trying to stab their way through to the Tawarochir positions. Sarrak the Mad, with a bloody labrys in his bony hands, has chosen a less straightforward way, walking between non-engaged armies.

[IcyTea31]

"Eh, well, I have to start this Apocalypse somewhere, you're just fine for that. NOW DIE!"

[Lyeos]

"I can't die unless Tawarochir rolls his dang dice! So get over it! Now, I'm gonna go drink some rootbeer while we wait for the universe to update!"

[4maskwolf]

Update, Tawa, update.  You even LINKED THIS IN YOUR BACKUP SIG TODAY!!!!!!

[TalonisWolf]

Why is it that IcyTea31 posts, then the thread seems to simply...die? That loaf of bread has become the equivalent of this forums Grim Reaper, in my mind.

How about a new faction?

Join this faction, get a tour/briefed on the goals and facilities of said faction.

[IcyTea31]

"We are hiring, yes. We have currently positions open for one Horseman of War, one Horseman of Famine and one Horseman of Pestilence. Our current assets are limited to four horses, two weapons and a set of scales at the moment, but I assure you, the spiritual boons of becoming one of the Horsemen go above any earthly wealth. Our current goal is to bring the Apocalypse, after which we will reflect and see where we can go from there. Still interested?"

[TalonisWolf]

I am the Horseman of War! My emblem shall be a pair of bloody Dwarven socks with two carp crossed like a pair of swords, a symbol of fear to my enemies!

  Without further ado, CREATE DEVESTATION AMONGST OUR FOES.

[IcyTea31]

"Very well, you should materialize on your horse with your sword in a moment. Happy to have you on board." The pale Horseman shakes TalonisWolf's hand.

Check it out, I totally conducted a job interview in the middle of a battle.

[TalonisWolf]

DEVASTATE

[hops]

Promote Cmega3 to the Goddess of the universe and become the Queenmaker

[Elephant Parade]

Create faction: Wizardly Wizards

Do research on anti-Tawochir magic.

[IcyTea31]

The pale Horseman taps his fingers impatiently, still waiting for reality to resolve itself. He also notices he didn't conduct the interview in his scary voice, so he quickly runs through the interview again with TalonisWolf, this time with the proper voice.

[Elephant Parade]

Summon arcane minions.