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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: The Great Direct Examination
« Reply #2970 on: July 15, 2016, 04:01:02 pm »


"Apologies, Your Lordship, but we're shorthanded enough as is. We can't afford any recusations.
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: The Great Direct Examination
« Reply #2971 on: July 15, 2016, 04:02:39 pm »

"Technically you weren't supposed to hear that, but okay, okay."
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: The Great Direct Examination
« Reply #2972 on: July 15, 2016, 04:24:17 pm »

"ummmmm give me a moment....."

(psst hey defendant got any ideas?)
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: The Great Direct Examination
« Reply #2973 on: July 15, 2016, 04:30:05 pm »

"Would the defense perhsps want a momentary recess to discuss tactics with any cocounsels they might have?"
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: The Great Direct Examination
« Reply #2974 on: July 15, 2016, 04:31:16 pm »

"yes please"
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: The Great Direct Examination
« Reply #2975 on: July 15, 2016, 04:33:31 pm »

"The court declares a brief recess while the defense collects itself."
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: The Great Direct Examination
« Reply #2976 on: July 15, 2016, 04:40:09 pm »

-out in the hall-

"how did you get yourself into this mess? please tell me the real murderer is your evil twin or something."
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: The Great Direct Examination
« Reply #2977 on: July 15, 2016, 04:46:17 pm »

"...Right, look.  Who did it is irrelevant.  It's crrtainly nice to figure out.  But.  Your focus is to convince me-as-judge that there is reasonable doubt that the defendant didn't do it.  I don't think there's much to question necessarily, but I think that the ballistics is something to look at."
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: The Great Direct Examination
« Reply #2978 on: July 15, 2016, 05:38:56 pm »

"yesssss. that's why I'm asking if it was an evil twin, becaue if he has an evil twin that could be the first step in establishing reasonable doubt."
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: The Great Direct Examination
« Reply #2979 on: July 15, 2016, 05:42:22 pm »

(psst hey defendant got any ideas?)

"No, I don't have an evil twin. I have a Canadian brother, which would be close enough, I guess, but his beard is playoff rather than full and luscious like mine."

"...But I have an idea. Call me to the stand once you're done cross-examining the girl. I just realized I haven't given my statement to the court yet."
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: The Great Direct Examination
« Reply #2980 on: July 15, 2016, 06:30:39 pm »

"cross examine her about WHAT? we have all seen the footage. nothing she said contradicts ANYTHING in there, unless of course she lied about being in the courthouse that day."
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: The Great Direct Examination
« Reply #2981 on: July 15, 2016, 06:36:10 pm »


"It's worth at least asking a few questions, surely."
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: The Great Direct Examination
« Reply #2982 on: July 15, 2016, 06:38:02 pm »

"fine, at least run your statement by me first"

-gets statement-

that.....why did you not tell me this sooner!? finally something to go on. we can get this charge lowered to at least accidental manslaughter with this....I think. but now I wonder......

alright lets get back In there.
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: The Great Direct Examination
« Reply #2983 on: July 15, 2016, 07:27:27 pm »


"You seemed kinda busy :c"

"But still, I'm still kind of suspicious..."



"So. You're back. Are you prepared for the cross-examination?"
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: The Great Direct Examination
« Reply #2984 on: July 15, 2016, 07:35:19 pm »

"yes we are.

Miss Nanami did you see the defendant's weapon before he drew it, at any point in time?"
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